Saturday, August 2, 2014

Nothing But Gossip August 2nd 2014

Lamar Odom is being blamed for Rob Kardashian’s downfall. It is being reported that he never recovered from the death of his father famous lawyer Robert Kardashian and latched onto Lamar in following years while he was married to his sister Khloe Kardashian. Now Rob is fat and sad.

Linda Hogan’s ex boyfriend is suing her for a million and a half dollars because he says she worked him like a day laborer. Charlie Hill lists all the things she made him do which seem fair when you realize he was just a damned boy-toy. She got her lawyers on it because when they split she gave him things as part of the settlement and he was supposed to shut his mouth. She was 48 and he was 19 when they got together. Ew...

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy have called off their engagement because one of them lives in New York and the other in Los Angeles. Why even bother engaging, you idiots? Thankfully they have no kids together but Murphy has two fine ass daughters from her ex husband Eddie Murphy. By the way, don’t marry a woman that keeps her ex husbands last name for publicity reasons. That’s just Hollywood 101 shit right there.

Casey Kasem's body is still missing.

Columbus Short refuses to not be stupid. He skipped out on a hearing for his domestic abuse case to stay in Barbados where he now plans to stay and host parties. He has had four legal issues in the last five months. I say good riddance.

Freddie Prinze Jr. recently blasted Kiefer Sutherland for being a dick and showing up drunk on the set of 24. Anyone wondering who Freddie is, he’s the guy married to Buffy The Vampire Slayer. “I did '24' was terrible. I hated every moment of it. I just wanted to quit the business after that. So, I just sort of stopped.”

Pornstar Kim Kardashian recently admitted that she and her not brother in law at the time Brendan Jenner kissed when they were children. Speaking of people that had their lips on Kim, Ray J has released a new song and in his he pretends to be regretful of making that porno with her. Sure you are, kid. Not only does he still make money from the video, it is the most successful thing he has ever done.

Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom almost got into a fight. Bieber messed around (allegedly) with Bloom’s ex wife while Bloom was seen with Bieber’s ex girlfriend Selena Gomez. Also, Bieber’s neighbors hate his guts and called cops six times in one day over loudness from his partying. Bieber has recently pled no contest to misdemeanor vandalism for throwing eggs at a neighbors house. He has to go to twelve anger management classes, pay $80,000 in damages, and complete five days of community service.

The guy, Michael Egan, who accused director Bryan Singer and other of molesting him at 15 was offered $100,000 to drop the suit and just shut up. He was gonna take it then changed his mind. His lawyer decided to leave as well. Egan stated “This exact kind of take-it-and-shut-up deal is why I decided to stand up in the first place.”

The side piece of Chris Brown named Karrueche Tran has split with him. Yeah. Sure. Anyhoot, it is being said this occurred because of his behavior and the fact that he liked two of Rihanna’s pictures online. He was so upset that he went to St. Tropez all alone. I lie. He took one of her close friends instead. Chris looking older than me now.

For the first time in my life I can say I am in better shape than CB!

Speaking of Ri-Ri, a hobo named Kevin Mcglynn has been arrested for leaving threatening notes at her home saying she stole his material. I always said her music sounded like garbage...

Singer Miguel best known for trying to jump over an audience and leg dropping a girl is famous so he won’t get in trouble for violating his DUI probation by buying and riding a motorcycle and posting about it with pictures. “Rode down the coast to PV today ... #holdtight #artgang #harleydavidson.” I need to get rich so I can wreck shit. He is only allowed to drive a car with one of them deals where you blow into it to get it started.

Country singer Tim McGraw bitch slapped a woman at his show after she repeatedly smacked him on the ass so of course she is suing him. I would have used my boots.

After the death of Drew Barrymore’s half sister somehow because they had the same dad but Jessica Blyth Barrymore mom was the fourth wife said of her death “Although I only met her briefly, I wish her and her loved ones as much peace as possible and I'm so incredibly sorry for their loss.” She killed herself about a week ago.

Terrence Howard owes his ex wife $325,000 in spousal support. Ha! Good luck with that one.

Singer Lilly Allen has some Australian cops in trouble for taking a fake picture of her being arrested by them. The police say they were caught in a moment. I say she shouldn’t have asked for the picture let alone posted it on her damned Instagram.

Rupert Sanders who cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart has a lot less stuff after the divorce. His wife Liberty Ross gets the family house, $25,000 a month in spousal support for the next four years. $14,000 for child support a month, 15% of profits from his films, half of what is in the bank accounts, and two of their homes in London. Hope kissing that miserable ass girl was worth it!

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