Matt
Lauer interviewed Ray Rice's wife that he beat up, Janay Rice. I'm
sure she will just talk about how great he really is and it was just
the alcohol.
Kim
Kardashian posed nude and everyone went crazy...except for me. Mostly
because I'm a Khloe man and have seen Kim's porno and was not close
to impressed. Also, she is annoying. Have you ever heard an interview
with her? Ugh. Its the worse. Chelsea Handler then posted an image of
her ass but I don't care. Not an inch of me finds that woman
attractive.
Paris
Hilton won an DJ award in Paris for best female DJ which obviously
means that there are no other female DJ's.
Rapper
Tyga was filming a video and cops showed up for reckless driving and
his bodyguard was arrested for possession of a weapon. Then the video
was stopped over on Melrose and Fairfax near me when the crowd got to
big. I wondered where all those police cars were going.
John
Wayne Bobbitt got into a car accident. You may remember him as the
guy whose wife that he beat, Lorena, cut his dick off and later threw
it out a window.
Rihanna
went to the White House. Why? No reason. She wasn't nude so pffft.
It is
being reported that Robin Williams' suicide may have been triggered
by Lewy Body Dementia due to medications he was taking. Symptoms
include visual and auditory hallucinations.
On a
plane ride from New York to Ireland Delores O'Riordan, the lead
singer if the Cranberries, she attacked a flight attendant. When
being arrested after landing she headbutt a cop. She is in the
hospital (not sure why) but still under arrest.
Kris
Jenner has a new boyfriend that is younger than me. She is 59 and he
is 33. Corey Gamble works with Bieber's manager making him
immediately unlikable. Here she is celebrating her birthday that none
of her kids attended.
The
lead singer Jimi Jamison from the band Survivor (Eye Of The Tiger)
died from a stroke and meth the autopsy says.
The
more information that comes out it seems that I could have done Joan
Rivers surgery better than the staff did. It is said that she had too
much Propofol in her system as well as people were just not paying
attention to what they were doing.
Here's
another reason why I like Khloe Kardashian. She re-posted this.
Stephen
Collins is suing his wife Faye Grant. He is mad that since she
released the tapes of him admitting to being a child molester that he
hasn't been able to find work. Whah!
There
is a sex tape with Usher and his ex wife being shopped around. No
thank you.
Beyonce
postage an image that made me clap.
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Justin Bieber has paid the man whose house he helped egg $80,000 for
damages. He will also be doing five days community service as well as
attend twelve anger management classes.
Amanda
Bynes has been staying with three girls in West Hollywood. I live
here and have not crossed paths with her and am shocked that three
girls live here. They want money for damages after she left cigarette
burns on the carpet and left blue stains from dyeing her hair. That's
lie getting mad at a puppy for shitting on the floor. You know the
rules. Bynes has said she only gets $50 - $100 a day and had no place
to live. Her parents say they got her a place in Glendale but Bynes
didn't want it.
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Britney
Spears new possible boyfriend Charlie Ebersol whose parents are
famous signed a confidentiality agreement when meeting with her. I
bet they will be married in a few months.
Casey
Kasem's body is rotting away in Norway. There will be no way to do an
autopsy if they wait any longer.
Andy
Dick was arrested after asking a guy to see his necklace and then
sped off on his bike with it. The guy knew who he was so it wasn't
hard to catch his dumb ass.
Nicki Minaj is defending herself after her new video shows what many are
considering anti-Semitic imagery. She says her boyfriend is Jewish so
no. Ah, sounds like the ol' “I have Black friends so I'm not
racist” technique.
Lena
Dunham of Girls fame admitted to messing with her sisters vagina as a
child. Keep that info to yourself, madam! Then she got mad when
everyone called her a molester.
Jenny
MacCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg who are recently married will have
their own reality show. The countdown to their divorce begins
immediately after the first episode airs!
The
Olsen Twins do not look the same anymore!
Miley Cyrus owns a pet pig now. I jus' 'bout don' seen everything!
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