Wolves 3/10
I
heard about this movie Wolves and decided to check it out because I
have a lot of free time and I like werewolves. This is the story of a
guy that ends up wolfing up during a high school football game and
beating the hell out of another player. After attempting to rape his
girlfriend because his wolf sperm is out of control he wakes up back
at home with his parents murdered. He bones out and ends up on the
run with his cool motorcycle and nothing else.
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| 'Cause he's a cool guy. |
He
ends up in a small town where half the town is bad werewolves and the
other half just kinda wanna be left alone. He crosses paths with the
worst bad one, played by Jason Momoa, who of course is supposed to bone the hot chick that he
likes. He finds out some dirty secrets and ends up battling all the
bad guys for her affection...and the chance to put a wolf baby up in
her.
While
this was a glorified SyFy Original type of movie with bad acting, bad
music, and bad special effects, it was still fun to watch. You can't
take a movie where a guy can heal mortal wounds by having wolf sex
seriously. I don't suggest you see this in theaters but wait till you
can rent it or watch it On Demand.
I'd be real nervous if I were the people behind Momoa's upcoming Aquaman film because there is no way that this guy is a leading man. If you've seen his growl in Game Of Thrones or not being awesome in that last Conan movie then you have seen the extent of his acting capabilities so far. Don't confuse looks with talent.
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