Nothing But Gossip June 17th 2014

Miley Cyrus stalker named Devon Meek can not go anywhere near her for the next three years. He says that the police might as well shoot him in the head if he can't see her. He has to stay 100 yards from her an can not go anywhere near where she is performing.

Paul Simon and Edie Brickell dropped the domestic violence charges that they had both filed against each other. Last April they were both arrested for fighting each other.

Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas are divorcing after 18 years of marriage. No kid issues since their daughter turns 18 soon. Griffith just wants the dogs. I am legit surprised that he stuck with her after the terrible things she did to her face. He didn't sign up for that.

Bruce Jenner spent Father's Day alone because his kids are all famous and busy.

Cue Sad Hulk music.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together and I just cant care. Bieber was baptized a few weeks back in his friends bathtub during the whole saga of tapes being released showing him dropping n-bombs and laughing and singing about it. He is still being charged with vandalism from the whole egg throwing debacle. He will not be charged with grabbing a woman's purse and throwing her cell phone due to lack of evidence.

Bobby Brown and his daughter Bobbi Kristina have reunited. Yay, I guess.

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart have split in case you're wondering why she is being seen everywhere now and showing off her used to be amazing ass again. There have been allegations that he cheated or was trying to hook up with a transsexual.

Brittny Gastineau who got her ass beat by artist Marquis Lewis have put the attack behind them. They released a statement saying “Though we disagree about the facts and circumstances surrounding this incident, we do agree that the incident was unfortunate, regrettable and unnecessary. We both wish to put the matter behind us and neither of us holds any ill will toward the other.” He really beat the shit out of her.

Its fine. Its fine.

Kanye West was bitching about photographer Annie Leibovitz photo that she took of them and their silly flower wall. He says that pornstar Kim Kardashian was exhausted after spending four days of their honeymoon touching up the image. Don't they just sound like the most fun people to be around?

At a music event, Bonnaroo, Kim posed for this picture because she has to let everyone know that she is still hot after having a kid and that she and Kanye won't last much longer. Kanye was damn near booed off stage after going on one of his silly ass tirades/speeches about how great he is. He needs to shut up for a year. She needs to not be seen for a year. Give people time to miss your nonsense.

It is being reported that Scott Disick was kicked out of he and Kourtney Kardashian's rental home in the Hampton's Father's Day weekend because of his drinking. Have you noticed that everyone minded their shit during the wedding planning and immediately afterward all hell breaks loose?

Casey Kasem died at the age of 82 after being taken off of any form of life support by his daughter who was given control of such things by a judge. Kasem's wife who has been getting biblical on anyone who would listen was upset. From all outside appearances he would be alive and well if the wife hadn't neglected his health for so long.

Actress and activist Ruby Dee passed away at the age of 91.

Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt says that he will sue doctors is his face doesn't heal properly after surgery. He got...something done and now his face looks like one of those puppies that has too much skin.

Comedian Tracy Morgan's condition is improving after he and his crew were rear ended by a Wal-Mart truck. His leg was destroyed but not lost as many had reported. One of his friends, a fellow comedian died in the accident, and the driver Kevin Roper, has plead not guilty in the wreck. He thinks that he is being targeted because he hit a famous person and not the fact that he is an irresponsible asshole. On his Twitter he had a line talking about getting out of his way on the road or getting hit. Fuck this guy. Morgan's mother also tried to see her son in the hospital. They have not spoken in over ten years and Morgan's fiance didn't want her near him.

Stacey Dash says that Republicans, which she is one of, are for gay marriage. Cool. I just wanna post a picture of her. She is 22 years older than her new boyfriend. I have a chance!

Marc Anthony has been ordered to pay $26,000 a month in child support to his ex wife Dayanara Torres for their two children. She wanted $113,000 a month. Ha! There is not a pair of children alive that require that much money a month that aren't dying from a disease named after them.

V. Stiviano was not allowed into the Maxim Hot 100 party. Good! Fucking weirdo.

Thundercats. Hoe.

Mila Kunis talks about the wonders of child birth. “Two people are allowed in my delivery room. My doctor and my significant other. And he is staying above the action. He’ll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see. But I wouldn’t if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded. Because it will be shredded. It’s just a matter of how badly.”