Nothing But Gossip September 2nd 2014

Someone hacked into Apple's iCould and stole a ton of naked ass images of celebrities including Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, and Jennifer Lawrence. The FBI is now involved but the pictures have been flying all over the internet. There are more women named but I don't know who the hell they are.

Suge Knight is recovering after being shot six times at a Grammy party thrown by Chris Brown. No one is talking even though they may or my not know who the shooter is because street justice is still a thing.

Speaking of Brown he just plead guilty to that assault case in D.C. He just wants to move on with his life. I mean, look at this picture of him maturing!

Comedian Joan Rivers is on life support after having surgery on her vocal cords.

Jake “The Snake” Roberts is in the hospital recovering from double pneumonia. Hope he gets well soon.

Ceelo Green pleaded no contest to giving a woman Ecstasy to woman and will have three years probation and 360 hours community service. Then he went online and made a total ass out of himself. If someone is passed out they’re not even WITH you consciously. People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!! So if I tried but did not succeed but the person said I did then what really happened?” Then he deleted all that and then added “Let me 1st praise god for exoneration fairness & freedom! Secondly I sincerely apologize for my comments being taken so far out of context.”

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union got married. He has two kids from a previous marriage and another from when he and Union split for a minute.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got married. Her father, Jon Voight was not invited. They have never looked just more happy with life than they have with each other.

Britney Spears is single again, fellas! Her man was videoed making out with another chick and she cut ties with him fast. Her dad bought the video so it won't be released and she has severed all ties with him. Sucks to be him. Britney's hot again.

David Beckham hurt his hand in a motorcycle crash avoiding photographers after leaving a tattoo parlor.

Justin Bieber is in the shit for hitting a photographers minivan with his ATV. As we all know, Bieber is on two years probation after throwing them eggs and plead guilty. He was arrested for assault and dangerous driving as well as getting into it with the photographer after the crash and if the courts here get involved he could be super boned. But seriously, he's famous. He'll be off Scott free soon enough. Just a week or so ago he was in trouble for getting into it with a couple at a Dave & Buster's in Hollywood. I shit you not I had no idea there was one so close to me! I'm going there next week! I forgot, he was also involved in a crash last week where he slammed on his brakes when being followed by a photographer.

For some reason Kim Kardashian is trying to start beef with Rita Ora because it is somehow Rita's fault that Rob Kardashian is a hot mess. Don't. Rita wins on every level. I've never even heard this girl speak and like her more.

An employee of Cesar Millan aka the Dog Whisperer is suing his ass for unsafe work conditions amongst many other things. She says she was run over by a llama and bitten a bunch of times. Also, she says she was working 12 hours without any lunch or bathroom breaks. She claims that she was stressing so much over this shit so much that she overdosed on anti-anxiety medication. When I hear anyone suing over work conditions like this, never mind the getting attacked by nature shit, I always think “Just fucking quit!” I know everyone needs money but come the fuck on!

Chris Tucker owes the IRS $14,068,047.50. How?!

Paula Patton is finally out in public after all those pleas from her ex husband or soon to be Robin Thicke. She is hot but I remember watching interviews with her when she was advertising that 2 Guns movie and thought “This chick is seriously self medicating. Badly.”

Rapper Joe Budden is in trouble for beating up another girlfriend. Who the fuck is still dating a guy that is known more for hitting women than rapping?!

Alec Baldwin hates staying out of trouble. I don't know how this man has gotten to this point in his life but he has an we all need to accept it. He got into it with a photographer who was trying to get pictures of him, his wife, and child. Police showed up and almost arrested Baldwin but the photographer already got what he needed. The pictures and his name, which I won't post, out there.

Here is 74 year old Al Pacino and his 35 year old girlfriend Lucila Sola. Let that shit sink in.

Robert Downey Jr.'s son Indio will not be in court until he is out of rehab. He is in trouble for felony possession of a controlled substance as well as misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have split and I am shocked he lasted as long as he did. That woman is nuttier than squirrel turds.

Neil Young and his wife are divorcing after 35 years of marriage. Why bother?

Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea posed for this picture for a song I will never listen to. Iggy's ass is way too inconsistent. Sometimes it's normal and other times its massive.