I watched this crazy ass movie that I heard about called Samurai Cop. He's hardly a cop and barely a samurai. This move was made in 1991 and fucking insane. Some of the worst acting, action, sex scenes, and music I've ever seen...and I loved it. I loved it because it was just so bad that I had no choice. It's like a silly pet that just lets the Frisbee hit it in the face every time you try to teach it to catch. I wrote a series of tweets while watching this nonsense. Enjoy!
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