Nothing But Gossip July 20th 2014

Floyd Mayweather Jr. had to go on record saying that he had not had sex with rapper T.I's wife, Tiny. Feels like I'm writing a childrens story. “I've never been with Tiny sexually. I respect her situation and I think she's a good person. I would never disrespect a marriage.” Floyd and T.I have been having all kinds of silly issues for months now.

Kanye West has completed 30 of his 240 hours of community service...at a fashion school. Fuck, it must be nice to be rich! He has also completed 10 of his 24 anger management classes. I call so much bullshit.

A Whitney Houston movie is in the works to debut on Lifetime aka Wife Beating Channel. Her family is upset of course because they probably aren't getting a cut and Deborah Cox singing the songs. Where was all this family when Whitney was all cracked up? Hope nobody spoils the ending for me.

Justin Bieber went cliff diving in Malibu and didn't die. Way to fail, gravity. A West Hollywood club is also in trouble after a picture of Bieber drinking beer inside. I don't know why the fuck any club that serves alcohol (meaning the fun ones) even lets him him. It is never worth the trouble.

Pamela Anderson may or may not be divorcing from her husband Rick Solomon. They were married for two months back in 2007 and this time they have been married for half a year.

Jason Biggs who will always be known as the guy who stuck his dick in a pie apologized after his comments right after the Malaysian plane crash. “I don't want it to be misinterpreted that I joked at their expense, so if I did that I do apologize.” Before his apology he said “"Anyone wanna buy my Malaysia Airlines frequent flier miles?" People got pissed so he replied with “Truly - you losers are literally trying to find shit to get angry about. Channel your issues elsewhere" as well as "Hey, all you 'too soon' assholes - it's a fucking joke. You don't have to think it's funny, or even be on my twitter page at all." I will never understand why famous folks don't take classes on how to handle shit like this.

Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union are getting married and have asked guests to not bring cameras or cell phones to the wedding. That is the best idea I've ever heard. More people should do this.

Casey Kasem's body is missing.

Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are having sex. Ryan Gosling got Eva Mendes pregnant. The Spank Bank has officially gone over its fiscal cliff.

Burt Reynolds still owes Loni Anderson 154,520.98 from their divorce over 20 years ago.

My brain turns her into Dolly Parton as soon as I look away.

Folks in the Hamptons want Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian gone. They have been posting stickers all over signs with their faces crossed out. Out of any of the Kardashian's these are the two I'd have the least problem with.

Actor James Garner has died at the age of 86.

Rihanna sent out a tweet saying to free Palestine then removed it when she realized she didn't know what the fuck she was talking about.

Tami Erin aka Pippi Longstocking is dangerous according to her father. Her ex boyfriend filed papers to keep her away from him and her father warned him saying she is very dangerous. Might I add that she has an excellent sex tape? She does everything. Everything.

So much everything...

Singer Christina Milian has stated that she and Lil Wayne are not having sex. Though I have no chance with her, my penis just sighed.

Mark Williams, tour manager of comedian Katt Williams, was knocked out for a minute and half and suffered a concussion, loose tooth, and head injuries after being clocked by him. Even though its being said Katt was wearing a lot of rings I'd never admit to being KO'd by that tiny man.

Scott Disick apparently got so drunk that he thought he was drugged. After a trip to the hospital they were like “Uh...you should calm down on all the drinking.”

Anyone that holds a bottle like that has real problems. 

In other drunk news, Columbus Short says he is gonna cut down on drinking. Let's hope he also cuts down on beating women and threatening them at knife-point. That's be cool, too.

Tracy Morgan is in rehab for the injuries he suffered when a Wal-Mart truck plowed into his tour bus. He is also suing since their driver, Kevin Roper, was speeding, had been awake for over 24 hours, and is an asshole who thinks he owns the road.

Kylie Jenner was pulled over for her tinted windows as well as being 16 and driving with someone under the age of 25 which is illegal in California. She wrecked her big ass car less than a month after getting it and was pulled over for speeding earlier this year.

Octomom will not be doing jail time for welfare fraud of $25,000. She has paid back some. She got busted for not reporting cash she made doing porn. No, I have not watched it. Even I have limits.