Scott
Disick has finally checked himself into rehab after multiple stories
of his drunken behavior causing problems. The most recent was a
tequila fueled night that ended at 8am. “I realize my issues are
bigger than me and I'm ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue
to battle.”
Patrick
Schwarzenegger who has been dating Miley Cyrus because bad ideas run
in both families is defending himself after photos showed him getting
all snug with another girl. He defended himself saying it was his
best friends girlfriend. Yeah...no. That's not better. You don't do
body shots off your best friends woman, ya weirdo.
Nicholas
Brendon was arrested once again. After destroying a hotel room in
Florida he says he has repressed memories of sexual abuse which has
led to his drinking and drug use. I sold him porn once.
It is
being said that rappers Meek Mill and Nicki Minaj are split. It was
also said that she is pregnant to which I shake my fist at the sky in
annoyance.
That
show Empire is loved by many. I have no desire to watch it. Terrence
Howard wants the show to be able to drop n-bombs. He's lucky to even
be working. Taraji P. Henson does not want it said on the show.
Listen to her.
Speaking
on n-bombs, after hanging out at a Kanye West concert Lindsay Lohan
thought it would be cool to drop it on her Twitter account. She
quickly changed it after people got mad. Gwyneth Paltrow did the same
thing a few years back and it involved Kanye then.
Kate
Hudson and Chris Martin may be dating. Last I heard he was boning
Jennifer Lawrence and she was married. Is Kate ever single?
Robert
Carradine of Revenge of the Nerds fame and his wife were hurt in a
car accident in Colorado. I had no idea that he was Keith Carradine's
brother.
Nick
Gordon went on Dr. Phil and made a damned fool of himself before
checking into rehab. This kid looks guiltier every day. Bobbi
Kristina is still in a coma in case you're wondering.
Courtesy
of TMZ, here is an image of Nick Cannon's tattoo that he got to cover
up that big dumb ass one he had of Mariah Carey's name. Two wrongs do not make a right.
Suge
Knight is now saying that he is blind. He is in jail after the hit
and run of two people, one of whom died. He is claiming that due to
his bad vision he was not able to see his alleged attackers. If you
watch the video of him doing it you'll see that is not even close to
true. He still has another assault case pending.
Kathy
Griffin has quit The Fashion Police. Hell, you know it has to be bad
when even she says the show is too mean spirited. “I thought I
could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so that beautiful
people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate. My brand of humor, while unrepentant and
unafraid, is all about CONTEXT. There's plenty to make fun of in pop
culture without bringing people's bodies into it.”
Coco
is twerking on a video to sell a lingerie line she has coming out. It
was not as boner inducing as I thought it'd be.
Pam
Anderson has gotten a restraining order from her husband Rick
Salomon. She claims that he tried to smother her during sex with a
pillow and that she has had untold amounts of abortions because of
him. I think these two have filed for divorce about three times.
Tyga
admitted online that Kylie Jenner “captured” his heart. That
would be cute if it weren't for the fact that she is a kid, you nasty
bastard! Jesus. He is a 25 year old father messing around with a high
school student. How is this okay with everyone?
Mama
June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo wants to be on The Biggest Loser.
Her nonsense isn't even cute anymore. After it was revealed that she
was back with and dating the guy that raped her younger daughter and
spent time in prison for it none of the shit she does is
entertaining. Go away now.
Pharrell
and Robin Thicke have to cough up about $7 million to Marvin Gaye's
family for stealing his song...kinda.
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