Monday, March 16, 2015

Nothing But Gossip March 16th 2015

Scott Disick has finally checked himself into rehab after multiple stories of his drunken behavior causing problems. The most recent was a tequila fueled night that ended at 8am. “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I'm ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”

Patrick Schwarzenegger who has been dating Miley Cyrus because bad ideas run in both families is defending himself after photos showed him getting all snug with another girl. He defended himself saying it was his best friends girlfriend. That's not better. You don't do body shots off your best friends woman, ya weirdo.

Nicholas Brendon was arrested once again. After destroying a hotel room in Florida he says he has repressed memories of sexual abuse which has led to his drinking and drug use. I sold him porn once.

It is being said that rappers Meek Mill and Nicki Minaj are split. It was also said that she is pregnant to which I shake my fist at the sky in annoyance.

That show Empire is loved by many. I have no desire to watch it. Terrence Howard wants the show to be able to drop n-bombs. He's lucky to even be working. Taraji P. Henson does not want it said on the show. Listen to her.

Speaking on n-bombs, after hanging out at a Kanye West concert Lindsay Lohan thought it would be cool to drop it on her Twitter account. She quickly changed it after people got mad. Gwyneth Paltrow did the same thing a few years back and it involved Kanye then.

Kate Hudson and Chris Martin may be dating. Last I heard he was boning Jennifer Lawrence and she was married. Is Kate ever single?

Robert Carradine of Revenge of the Nerds fame and his wife were hurt in a car accident in Colorado. I had no idea that he was Keith Carradine's brother.

Nick Gordon went on Dr. Phil and made a damned fool of himself before checking into rehab. This kid looks guiltier every day. Bobbi Kristina is still in a coma in case you're wondering.

Courtesy of TMZ, here is an image of Nick Cannon's tattoo that he got to cover up that big dumb ass one he had of Mariah Carey's name. Two wrongs do not make a right.

Suge Knight is now saying that he is blind. He is in jail after the hit and run of two people, one of whom died. He is claiming that due to his bad vision he was not able to see his alleged attackers. If you watch the video of him doing it you'll see that is not even close to true. He still has another assault case pending.

Kathy Griffin has quit The Fashion Police. Hell, you know it has to be bad when even she says the show is too mean spirited. “I thought I could bring my brand of humor to Fashion Police so that beautiful people in beautiful dresses could be teased when appropriate. My brand of humor, while unrepentant and unafraid, is all about CONTEXT. There's plenty to make fun of in pop culture without bringing people's bodies into it.”

Coco is twerking on a video to sell a lingerie line she has coming out. It was not as boner inducing as I thought it'd be.

Pam Anderson has gotten a restraining order from her husband Rick Salomon. She claims that he tried to smother her during sex with a pillow and that she has had untold amounts of abortions because of him. I think these two have filed for divorce about three times.

Tyga admitted online that Kylie Jenner “captured” his heart. That would be cute if it weren't for the fact that she is a kid, you nasty bastard! Jesus. He is a 25 year old father messing around with a high school student. How is this okay with everyone?

Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo wants to be on The Biggest Loser. Her nonsense isn't even cute anymore. After it was revealed that she was back with and dating the guy that raped her younger daughter and spent time in prison for it none of the shit she does is entertaining. Go away now.

Pharrell and Robin Thicke have to cough up about $7 million to Marvin Gaye's family for stealing his song...kinda.

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