Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Gossip & Shit: February 5th 2013

Octomom called cops when she said her kid (one of 32) was missing. The bus driver says he saw her greet the kid and didn’t know what she was talking about. Turns out the kid was asleep trying to escape the reality that is his terrible life.

Amanda Bynes has been booted from her place in New York. How you gonna smoke weed in the hallways of a non-smoking building? What are you, an ass?

Former (I think) NBA player Allen Iverson got his divorce papers and a message from a judge. “…does not know how to manage the children; has little interest in learning to manage the children and has actually, at times, been a hindrance to their spiritual and emotional growth and development…has refused to attend to an obvious and serious alcohol problem, which has caused him to do inappropriate things in the presence of the children while impaired…has left the children alone without supervision. He has left his young daughters in a hotel room with men who are unknown to the mother.”

Kim Kardashian is still pregnant and now her front matches her back. Hi-yo!

Stay your pregnant ass at home!

Lindsay Lohan is saying that she didn’t know that she owed her on again off again lawyer Shawn Holley over $150,000. What magical dick did this girl suck to get as many free rides as she has?! And for anyone saying that she was once a great actress I say prove it!

Glenn Plummer who was on Sons Of Anarchy but I know from the movie South Central and Speed 2 is getting a divorce from DeMonica Santiago-Plummer. Turns out she was in that group The Good Girls. They are the blame for my obsession with plaid skirts which will turn a 2 into a 7 in my eyes!

Sweet Lord in heaven...

A guy who took a picture of Justin Bieber called police after saying he felt threatened by bodyguards who told him to erase the photo. You’d think that with a former guard suing him, being photographed getting high, getting dumped, being nominated for one award where he used to clean house in, having a paparazzi die trying to take a picture of his car, and having his car have to be driven home because his friend got arrested while driving it without a license he’d try to lay low.

Chris Brown aka Woman McPuncher is in all kinds of trouble. It is being alleged that he didn’t complete all his community service. His probation may have been violated by getting into a brawl with singer Frank Ocean. He’s famous though so don’t worry if you’re a fan if his. He wont do a day of time behind bars. His mom, you know the one he got into a fight with a while back, was in charge of reporting some of the community service he didn’t do. Ooh…

And in other Smacky Del Chicko news, NBA player Tony Parker is suing a club that let Brown in knowing that he was feuding with Drake. Parker almost lost vision in his eye when a shattered piece of glass got in it. And Drake and Brown were fighting because Rihanna had fucked the two of them. Stay classy, R&B.

Christina Aguilera’s ex husband finally got his shit out of their house. Apparently they and her new boyfriend were all living under the same roof. “Who’s draws are these?!” should never be a question a grown ass man has to ask.

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