Jessica Simpson’s mom and dad are divorcing. I write this just to say that Jessica did have her baby and is still pregnant looking.
Britney Spears’ former “manager” is bringing up all kinds of old shit from her past in court. He says she was on drugs and we all replied “Yeah. And…?”
NY Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have officially split. She love her some athletes. She should’ve known better. He’s 12 years younger than her and stank ass rich. He probably sees more tail than a short dog.
Christina Aguilera was offered $3,000,000 to represent a BBW site. I love the BBW’s, but it can be done wrong. Depending on the month Aguilera can look “That’s groovy” to “Yawzah bowzah!”
Octomom says her maillady is giving out her address. Its either her or the millions of other people who know where she lives because her monkey ass house is always in the news.
Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran is allegedly going to win him back from the evil Rihanna. Let me give you some advice. When you survive three tours of Iraq, you don’t jump in line for a fourth. You made it out without getting your ass kicked. Celebrate!
Vivid Entertainment wants Kate Gosselin to host a naked news show. I say “No, no, no…”
Michael Lohan asked Dr. Drew to help him with an intervention for Lindsay Lohan. Nope. Not gonna work. That whole family is honked up and they need to be talked about during the election like war. Speaking of Lindsay, stay your stupid ass at home. Hanging out till 3am is not your shit anymore. And Michael, try to stay out of jail, take care of your new baby with your woman who had a restraining order against you. Ass.
Director Tony Scott who killed himself by jumping off a bridge had his autopsy report released. They say he had Lunesta and Mirtazapine in his system. I say he died because he jumped off a fucking bridge.
Megan Fox, who just had a kid, is suing a company for putting her head on a naked body online. I’m sure the fake one was better looking than the real. Seriously, ladies. If a guy loves you at 80 pounds he probably has a past he doesn’t like talking about.
Bobby Brown was arrested for drunk driving. No, this isn’t a repeat topic. He’s just stupid and did it again. He was arrested for DUI just a few months ago.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have released photos from their wedding. Penises will be flown at half staff.
Scarlett Johansson is single again. Penises will be raised back to where they were before.
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