A third guy has come out to say that Kevin Clash the voice of Elmo got busy with him. He is accused of getting the guy, a teen at the time, drunk, groomed, and fingered. Wow. Groomed. That is pretty nice.
A woman is suing Justin Bieber for her hearing loss. She wants $9.23 million. Look. You need to have your hearing taken away for going to his concert in the first place. You obviously don’t respect your ears.
Charlie Sheen is said to have given Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to help pay off her taxes. Wait. What?! He also gave a few hundred thousand to various charities as well.
Jessica Simpson has lost 60 pounds after giving birth. She now looks like a thinner version of a chick I wouldn’t bang. Seriously. How am I single?!
Uh…comedian Katt Williams is being sued by concert goers after he went on stage for a few minutes and tried to fight folks. Dude, hang ‘em up. Its Kevin Hart’s time!
Wanna hear something gross? Britney Spears two day husband Jason Alexander is dating Shar Jackson who is the mother of some Kevin Federline kids who Spears also had kids with. What the shit is going on?!
What happens when a model picks a fight with a boxer? Well, Gabriel Aubry, the father of Halle Berry’s child, found out. I mean…damn! He looks like he got swat by Godzilla’s tail! I know that Halle is one of the hottest women ever but I think its time to just tap out. Or Olivier Martinez can do this all over again. Or as history dictate Halle will get it. Oh, come on! You know you were thinking it, too!
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Laker Dwight Howard baby mama wants him to help her fight him in court over custody of their son. Uh…no.
Angus T. Jones who plays the formerly fat kid and now weird looking young adult trashed his show 2 And A Half Men and told viewers to stop watching it and calling the show “filth.” He’s found Jesus and now everyone should listen to him. Listen up, kid. I can say that since I’m over 30. Give that sweet $350,000 per episode away first. Then stop following a crazy ass group that hides behind religion. You fucking nut.
Miley Cyrus cut her hair even shorter and her fiance Liam Hemsworh has to be having second thoughts about their engagement. I have nothing against chicks with short hair. I prefer it. But she looks way too horsie for it.
Kate Upton is filming a new commercial for the Super Bowl. Oh, you don’t know who she is?!
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There is an alleged Emma Stone sex tape. Okay. Okay. Okay. Deep breaths. Lord, I do not ask you for much…
Chris Brown quit Twitter for the third time after getting into it with some female comedian that I’ve never heard of. Quick, name one funny female comedian!
Lisa Robin Kelly aka the hot sister from That 70’s Show has been arrested again. She got a DUI in 2010 and is now in jail for beating her 61 year old husband. Stay classy, miss.
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