Woman puncher Chris Brown and punch taker Rihanna were partying together in Germany because fuck being smart.
Boxing legend Hector “Macho” Camacho has been taken off life support after his family was split on the decision to do it or not. Dude was an amazing boxer I watched growing up and its sad his life had to turn out this way with him being shot several times in the neck and face in Puerto Rico.
I’m gonna need a whole ‘nother blog just for Lohan news. Lindsay’s new film Liz & Dick has been panned by almost every critic who has seen it which means I absolutely have to find a way to watch it. Her dad Michael found out he has another 17 year old daughter months after having another kid with his woman who had a restraining order against him. Lindsay wants nothing to do with any of them. Oh, families are special. Oh, and Lindsay may have her probation revoked after lying to cops after her car accident where she said she wasn‘t driving. Which car accident? The one here in California. Not the other ones.
Mary-Kate Olsen has a boyfriend…who is 42. Ew!!!
Singer Jon Bon Jovi’s daughter Stephanie Bongiovi was arrested for drug possession after she overdosed. Talk about hitting someone when they’re down.
Mayim Bialik aka Blossom and her husband of nine years are divorcing. Her parenting style is not being blamed for it. Attachment parenting. Hmm. Kids sleep in bed with parents. Fuck that. How am I gonna get to Bone City with a kid right there?!
After having multiple seizures within days Lil Wayne is now on medication to control it. Now he has an excuse for how he sounds when he raps. And why he recorded a song with Paris Hilton.
Kevin Clash who is the voice of Elmo of Sesame Street has left the show after another sexual allegation appeared. The first one was done and, like, moments later another dude who looks like a ladyboy popped up. He says they dry humped but that was all. You all remember how fun dry humping used to be? I‘m dead serious. Dry humping was the shit back in the day. Here‘s what the accuser looks like.
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Brandi Cochran who is a former Price Is Right model has won about eight million dollars after suing for being harassed and fired for getting pregnant. Am I the only one shocked that that show is still on the air?!
The turkey, Peace, that was pardoned by President Obama has died of an illness. I suspect ice bullets.
Halle Berry’s baby daddy and her fiance got into a brawl. Both were taken to the hospital but only one was arrested. Who? The baby daddy Gabriel Aubry! He has since posted $20,000 in bail and a judge has issued a temporary restraining order where he has to stay 100 yards from all of them. Gonna make weekend visits kinda difficult.
I have to talk about this more for a moment. First off, it has to suck to get your ass kicked in a fight you started. Also, what the fuck is with Halle Berry?! I have written about how she needs to stop it here and created the HBT (Halle Berry Theory) to try and explain her. But I cant. She is just a hot mess. A very…very hot mess.
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Taylor Swift has split with her latest boyfriend just as her newest album is coming out and she is in interviews saying how happy they are. The latest was Conor Kennedy. The rest? Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, John Mayer, Cory Monteith, Toby Hemingway, Jake Gyllenhaal, Zac Efron, Garrett Hedlund, Eddie Redmayne, and Harry Styles. Her vagina must look like a pastrami Subway sandwich now.
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