Foreign women continue to date Mel Gibson even though he is past crazy. The latest is Nadia Lanfranconi who models as well as makes music none of us will ever hear. Truly shocking. A model/musician and celebrity never get together!
Recently fired NFL player Chad Johnson formerly Ocho Cinco who is in the shitter for head butting his new bride also owes $130,000 on his home. Some people are natural born fuck ups. He did this about ten years ago with another woman he was dating and completed a program saying that he likely would not beat up women anymore.
Bobby Brown is in rehab for being Bobby Brown.
Remember Courtney Stodden who is 17 and her creepy ass husband Doug Hutchison who is in his 50’s and he married her when she was 16? Yeah. Them. He has the nerve to be mad that someone on a show they will be on, Couple’s Therapy, called him a child molester. Well…
Octomom has a new single. No, I will not listen to it.
In a recent interview with Oprah, “singer” Rihanna said that she stills loves Chris Brown and that he was the “love of her life.” Back in the day we called that “sprung.” Guess it doesn’t matter that he beat the fuck out of her and tried to push her out the car. Whatevs, right?
Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield were pulled over for speeding. It appears my plans for winning her heart are coming to fruition. Bwahahaha!!!
Taylor Swift is 22 and has been dating Conor Kennedy, yes those Kennedy’s, since he was 17 and kept it secret. If you’re famous are laws on a voluntary basis?
Amanda Bynes has hit like three more cars since I last wrote one of these Gossip & Shit posts.
Rapper Tone Loc owes over $40,000 in child support. Damn! I doubt that “Funky Cold Medina” money is still rolling in like that.
Director Tony Scott (Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cop 2) killed himself by jumping off a bridge. Reports are saying he had an inoperable brain tumor. I get why he would do it but leaving notes instead of telling your family is fucked. And who jumps off bridges anymore?!
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries still have not finalized their damned divorce! But Kim, being the sweet angel that she is, has scheduled the deposition on the day of what would have been their one year anniversary. Sure she was too busy banging Kanye West to realize that.
4 comments:
I think the Kennedys are a prime example of laws being on a voluntary basis if you're famous.
That family has gotten away with literal murder. They are untouchable...except for when they are shot. Other than that, untouchable!
Hahahaha! Oh God, that's so bad. I hate you for making me laugh at that.
You know I stay classy.
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