LL Cool J Fucks Up Burglar

Just read on the news about actor/rapper LL Cool J beating the fuck out of a homeless dude that broke into his house. Jonathon Kirby, who is 56 and should know better, broke into LL’s home here in California and was subdued. And by subdued I mean he is now in the hospital with a broken jaw, nose, and ribs. Dude may have his bail set at $1.1 million bucks and could get 38 years to life if he is convicted for first degree burglary. He has already been sentenced for two other crimes before. Every guy has a fantasy of someone breaking into their home and getting the chance to practice some Street Fighter shit on them. LL just got the chance to do it in real life. Lucky bastard. Don't even sit there reading this and lying to yourself that you've never wanted to beat up a burglar Antoine Dodson style. If he gets free he should try a lighter opponent. Someone like Drake or Chris Brown. Brown for sure. Unless you're a woman because he will for sure fuck your shit up.