The former Mr. Britney Spears aka Kevin Federline is being sued by a former landlord for trashing the joint. Apparently more than $110,000 in damages. What the hell did he do? Burn half of it down?!
Gabriel Aubry who is the baby daddy of Halle Berry’s kid wants $20,000 a month in support. USA! USA! USA!
Remember a couple months back when Lindsay Lohan allegedly hit that dude with her car? Yeah, its going to the D.A’s office now. Dun-dun-duuun!
Bobby Brown is saying he didn’t get Whitney Houston on drugs. He was too busy smoking dope and eating Steak-Um’s for that bullshit.
The owner of the penis in the Kim Kardashian porno Ray J is the spokes model for a new ingrown hair product. You go bye now.
Tyler Perry’s studio burst into flames. “Enough of this bullshit!” Jesus said before flinging lightning bolts at it. No one was hurt and blah blah blah.
Some weirdo kept calling Kat Von D’s home and she called the cops. For once she is trying to get away from a man who is bad.
Octomom is almost $1,000,000 in debt. Where’s Nelson Muntz to laugh when you need him?
Oh, and she just signed a deal to do a masturbation video. They are known as “solos” as those of us who sold porn for years will tell you.
Joe Jackson the father of Michael Jackson says that a mall made sure his new perfume didn’t make money by placing them in a bad spot. Sure it didn’t help that it smelled like abuse and chicken.
Usher and his ex-wife are fighting in court over custody of their kids. I’m on the ex-wife’s side just because its his fault Justin Bieber is known to me.
Rachel Uchitel who is famous for fucking Tiger Woods while he was married posed in a thong…pregnant. Not cool, man. Not cool at all.
NFL player Junior Seau committed suicide the other day. Lots of former players have been doing this recently which may be related to brain injuries.
Rapper (?) Wiz Khalifa was busted for the second damned time in less than two weeks for pot possession. Seriously, dude? You get to fuck Amber Rose. Why are you getting high?
After four years Jessica Simpson finally had a baby! She named her Maxwell Drew Johnson. Wait. What? This was a baby girl, right? Okay. Wow. That’s just…mean.
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