So for no good reason I decided to watch Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star. I’ve heard nothing good about this movie but I like Nick Swardson so I decided, what the hell, I’ll give it a go. I laughed like an idiot at least six times which is six times more than watching The Hangover. I mention that film because for whatever reason it seems to be the measuring stick by which all comedies are now measured. It has a very basic premise. Small town guy finds out his parents were once famous porn stars and he heads to Hollywood to be just like them. You know. The usual.
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| This is how all tourists look to me. |
He ends up meeting a waitress played by Christina Ricci and they become friends. He moves into an apartment with a psychopath played by Kevin Nealon. After pulling his junk out at an audition for macaroni and cheese (“Well, you cant go whipping your dick out at mac and cheese commercials. You’ll go to jail”) he is taken to a party hosted by porn star Dick Shadow played by Stephen Dorff (“Nothing grows in my cock shade. Nothing”) where they expose his micro-cock. Its seriously tiny. Like half a pinky finger.
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| Time for Bonerfest! |
He films a movie with a director named Miles Deep played by Don Johnson whose real name sounds like a porn stars name and he has the ability to have massive multiple orgasms. This becomes his gimmick and he becomes super famous which pisses off the veteran Dick Shadow.
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| The best role Stephen Dorff has ever played. |
This movie is goofy as fuck. Its not a masterpiece but its not trying to be. it’s a silly movie to watch when, like me, you spend a lot of time watching movies. I enjoyed it and if you just want to crack up at dumb shit I say give this a try. We all have shameful ass films in our library.
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