Gossip & Shit: January 8th 2013

L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is an asshole which is well known by all of us. Now he is trying to defend the fact that he hung out with Charlie Sheen by saying it was just for a few minutes. "He's a terrific guy, a great Mayor and he can drink with the best of 'em: Me. Quite a memorable night indeed." Sheen says it was for hours while they partied with chicks. Its a sad world when Sheen is the truthful one.

Justin Bieber is smoking weed! That is all. Not really. In an effort to get him to stop doing that his fans have begun cutting themselves taking after such great leaders like...Vlad the Implaer? I don't know. Either way its fucking stupid. Girls have been cutting themselves for years. This is probably the worst reason, if any, to do it. When Miley Cyrus who has denounced this bullshit is the voice of reason all is not right.

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is getting a divorce and bitch gets half his shit. She ain't land on the moon!

Katt Williams is in trouble again! This time for not reporting to court when he was supposed to from some shit from last November where he ran from cops. I'm not sure what the hell his problem is but he gives great mugshot.

You can almost hear the theme to Merry Melodies playing...

Lindsay Lohan continues to be a free woman no matter what she does. Running folks over, lying to cops, hitting trucks, punching gypsies. She didn't even have to appear in court for her hearings.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are turning down offers for pictures of their baby when its born. So far around $3 million has been offered and laughed at. Laughed at, I say! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got $14 million for theirs. I don't know why we need pictures. We already know what the Anti-Christ looks like. And in case you're wondering, yes, she is still married to Kris Humphries.

John Mayer and Katy Perry are still dating which means that the world has shifted into some strange alternate reality where Mayer doesn't fuck anything for more than two weeks then splits.

Speaking of Mayer's former fuckdolls, Taylor Swift has split from her latest boyfriend. Doesn't matter what his name is since she'll be with someone else right about...now! Can we stop pretending she's America's sweetheart already?