I
have heard and read some reviews for this movie that blatantly prove
that folks don't actually watch the movies they are reviewing.
“Arnold deputizes Johnny Knoxville and madness ensues!” While
that does occur its such a small part of all the crazy shit that
happens in this movie. It'd be like saying “Sigourney Weaver and
Bill Paxton head into space and crazy things happen!” This movie,
The Last Stand, was far better than I thought it was gonna be. The
trailer made it look like a stupid buddy cop film where a small town
is in danger. Nope. This film is violent as fuck.
This drug lord that is gonna be executed Gabriel Cortez played by Eduardo Noriega is being taken to die by Forrest Whitaker and a bunch of cops until he makes the most ridiculous escape ever. I mean, this was ConAir levels of crazy reminiscent of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon. A giant magnet picks up his truck, cops are killed, he gets away, and kidnaps an agent played by Genesis Rodriguez. I mean, if you're gonna kidnap a chick kidnap the hottest one, right? He also happens to be in the fastest car ever. This thing goes faster than helicopters!
This drug lord that is gonna be executed Gabriel Cortez played by Eduardo Noriega is being taken to die by Forrest Whitaker and a bunch of cops until he makes the most ridiculous escape ever. I mean, this was ConAir levels of crazy reminiscent of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon. A giant magnet picks up his truck, cops are killed, he gets away, and kidnaps an agent played by Genesis Rodriguez. I mean, if you're gonna kidnap a chick kidnap the hottest one, right? He also happens to be in the fastest car ever. This thing goes faster than helicopters!
Meanwhile
in Bumfuck, Arizona Sheriff Ray Owens played by Arnold
Schwarzenegger is minding his business. Most of the town is gone
for a football game and he has the day off. He sees some suspicious
looking dudes in a diner and has their plates run but it comes up
with nothing. His deputies are all lame. There's the young dude that
wants more action, the older guy who's a chicken, and the woman who
likes a bad boy played by Rodrigo Santoro who was Xerxes
in 300 and not recognizable at all. An old dude ends up
getting his ass killed by the ever insane Peter Stormare and
his henchmen in preparation of the bad guy arriving.
One of the things I liked most about this movie was the fact that blood was used. There have been lots of action films where there is no blood or worse the blood is that weird CGI blood that just appears on the wall after someone is shot. Also, the fact that when Arnold got hurt it seemed like he got hurt. When a shard of glass is in his leg he isn't doing spin kicks the next scene. The end fight is fucking awesome. I screamed “German suplex!” like an idiot. I love seeing wrestling moves in movies.
Whitaker
plays such a bastard in this movie. No matter what he is told by the
small town sheriff he dismisses it. Like I mentioned earlier, don't
be fooled by the trailer. Johnny Knoxville of Jackass fame is in this
but he isn't a co-star. They made a huge mistake advertising him so
much in the commercials. It's not that his character isn't good in
the movie, its just that when you see his face you picture shopping
carts crashing or “poocanoes.” Even though he is 65 years old,
Arnold can still do a convincing fight scene. Check this out if you
get the chance. Its worth seeing.
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