Rapper The Game is starting shit with twitter. Flashmobbing the police is a bad idea. Who knew cops had twitter?
“@TheGame U Tweeted phone# of #LASD #Compton Sheriff & said 2 call 4 internship when there is none. Lg.vol.calls R compromising public safety.”
To which he replied…
“Yall can track a tweet down but cant solve murders! Dat was an accident but maybe now yall can actually do yall job!!!! #iSpeak4ThePeople”
I’d rather someone with tattoos on their face that isn’t Maori not represent me.
Charlie Sheen is gonna watch the premiere of 2 And A Half Men surrounded by his whores. The sales of seat covers, Plan B. pills, gasoline, and matches went up 115%.
MC Hammer survived performing at an Insane Clown Posse concert but Method Man didn’t. “What the fuck?!” Reality was heard screaming.
People are mad at Catwoman’s costume in the new Batman film. “Uh, London is on fire” Earth was quoted as saying.
James Cameron told Hollywood to try harder with 3D films. J. Robert Oppenheimer said “You’re doing more damage than me” from his grave.
Bruce Willis to star in GI Joe 2. “Wow” Snake Eyes said as he wiped booger sugar from his mask.
MJ's kids are supposed to be at tribute concert for him. “Who is that Black dude?” they asked when Off The Wall album cover appeared.
Kelsey Grammer aka Sideshow Bob’s ex wife Camille said his dick is small. “Her vagina smells like dishwater and jerky” he did not say but should’ve.
Bridgette Jones 3 movie in the works. “What?!” author Helen Fielding likely shouted.
As a practical joke lesbian singer Justin Bieber has been “coning” drive thrus and getting free food. Thank god. With as little money as he has I was worried he wasn’t eating enough.
Tina Fey has another child. “Oh, yeah? Watch this!” Amy Poehler said before shaking her husbands hand and getting pregnant.
George Lopez’ show was cancelled. “He had a show?!” TV asked. “Yep” Ratings replied.
Ethan Hawke and his wife had a kid. She looks like a broke Uma Thurman. “You cant always get what ya want…” he was heard muttering.
And for no reason Rosario Dawson!
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