Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are not divorcing. The damage has already been done anyway. What with hair being whipped back and forth by their daughter and the Karate Kid franchise being tossed into the ground and pissed on.
Beyonce will perform at the Michael Jackson tribute show…via satellite. Meaning she will not be performing at the Michael Jackson tribute show.
Matt Damon is not running for president. “Fuck!” America shouted.
Ray J who is famous for being Brandy’s little brother and fucking Kim Kardashian celebrated her wedding this past weekend by beating off to the porno he made with her. Stay classy, Ray-Ray.
Octomom showed her scars from her weight loss after crapping out a little. “You asshole!” my Eyes snarled in rage.
There were no drugs found in Amy Winehouses’s body it was discovered after an autopsy. Just thought you’d wanna know. "Don't you believe it..." creepy Tom from Tom & Jerry said.
Nick Ashford from Ashford & Simpson passed away. He was 69. Or 70 depending on where you get your news. Click here to listen to my latest Ross Radio Show where I pay tribute to him.
Ryan Gosling broke up a street fight in New York. The brawl immediately stopped once someone saw Gosling and was heard screaming “Its over 9000!!!”
Hillary Duff is pregnant. “Who?” Everyone Reading This asked.
Levi Johnston apparently is too busy to run for mayor of Alaska. A collective sigh was heard over that state…if that’s what it really is.
Jerry Lewis will not be at the muscular dystrophy marathon this year. This affects my life in no way.
Sarah Silverman has a new show on NBC. Another reason for me to not fix my damned antenna.
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are expecting their third child. Wait. There was a second?!
And for no reason Cherie Johnson! (yes, from Punky Brewster!)
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