Rihanna may or may not have a sex tape. I may or may not throw up a little from my nose.
Rapper The Game, after settling shit with the police, is fighting strangers in parking lots. You can take the man out the hood, but you cant lock his dumb ass up for life.
Rumor has it that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are splitting up. As Sticky Fingaz of Onyx once said "B-b-b-but wait it gets worse!"
Marc Anthony may be the cause! I hope not just because dude looks like a shaved Treasure Troll and should not have tapped Jennifer Lopez’s ass and then Jada.
Lil Wayne is recovering from falling off a skateboard. Help would have arrived sooner but they could not understand his voice screaming in auto-tune. “Heee-eeeelll-llpp!!!” he cried.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is flaunting her curves. Stop that.
Anne Hathaway believes she may have dated gay guys. If they love her Princess Diaries films, then yes, they are indeed gay.
Christopher Knight from The Brady Bunch and Adrianne Curry have finally divorced. “Yay…?” Penis said questionably.
Lindsay Lohan is suing rapper Pitbull for defamation of character for referencing her in a song. Up next: Jesus, Life, and Reality. He says he was trying to keep her relevant. Good luck with that one.
David Arquette of being married to Courtney Cox fame will be on Dancing With The Stars. And by “stars” they mean “people you may or may not have heard of.”
Rodney King was arrested for DUI. Cops didn’t beat him or anything which means I will be getting no new riot clothes. Goddamn it.
Christina Aguilera is being accused of child abuse but says she is innocent. “Not so fast!” said a child that was dragged to see Burlesque.
And for no reason Jennifer Lawrence!
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