Chaz/Chastity Bono will be on Dancing With The Stars. This show is gonna be a fail fest!
Jersey Shore cast members are mad they cant be on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. “Ha!” animated character Bugs Bunny said.
Trace Cyrus, adopted brother of Miley Cyrus got the cute Asian chick Brenda Song pregnant. If you have not seen what this guy looks like just imagine if an STD took on the form of a human with tattoos.
Robert Pattinson is not a handsome fella. Just thought I’d throw that out there.
Brad Pitt saved someone on the set of World War Z from being trampled. Is there anything he cant do? Yeah, a true version of World War Z.
Halle Berry won her custody case against her ex husband. “It makes me feel goooooooood…!” she was probably heard saying.
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston are moving in together. “Really?!” all of Aniston’s ex’s screamed in unison. This lady will never learn.
Chris Brown is an asshole neighbor and his building is trying to kick him out. Literally. The building is trying to flip on its side and dump him in the streets.
Adam Levine of Maroon 5 recently said "The VMAs are the one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I'm drawing a line in the sand. Fuck you, VMAs.” To which the VMA’s said “And you are…?”
Lindsay Lohan recently said "I don't want to be remembered as someone who just wanted to be photographed, who goes out at night, and gets in trouble." Try to keep from laughing.
And for no reason Scarlett Johansson!
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