The
Bad Batch 1/10
I
think I am on a streak of watching shit films and gotta be careful. I
decided to watch this movie The Bad Batch on Netflix after
remembering seeing a cool trailer a while back and decided to give it
a try. As soon as I saw Jason Momoa was in it I should have stopped
but I am not a quitter, damn it! I just give up...slowly. So this
girl named Arlen played by Suki Waterhouse is kicked out of a gate
into a place that is considered not a part of America so anything
goes. And by anything I mean cannibals because less than a day after
being released she is taken by these two ladies who drug her and saw
off her arm and leg for food because dirt people, am I right?!
She
finds a skateboard and starts scooting across the desert and is found
by a dirt person played by Jim Carrey who does not say a word this
entire film. He takes her to this town called Comfort where she gets
a fake leg. Meanwhile Momoa known as Miami Man who has a wife and
child eat people. One day the wife and child go out scavenging for
shit and the girl spots them, talks shit, and shoots the mom in the
head because all dirt people are the same to her. She takes the girl
and heads to a rave being run by Keanu Reeves. I am not joking. This
movie exists. Arlen loses the kid at the rave and Miami Man finds out
from Jim Carrey where his kid is after finding his wife's body. The
rest of this is nonsense.
I was
worried when I saw this was written and directed by the same person.
I was right to have been. I am not sure who this movie is for really.
It was not fun, cool, funny, scary, or anything. It was like I just
felt like having mumbling talking and gibberish on my screen for a
long time. This movie was way longer than it needed to be. If this
was an hour it would have been a little better. I guess you can watch
if you wanna see Momoa in tattoos that look brand spanking new
because movies have still not perfected the art of making tattoos
look aged in any way.
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