The Review: Darktown Strutters (1975)

Darktown Strutters DAFUCK/10

This movie was written in three days. And by three days that probably means one hour each day. I just finished watching this...thing called Darktown Strutters with Miss Jackie. We messaged back and forth during the entire movie since she contacted me first about it. I was gonna wait till morning but ended up watching it tonight. I am gonna end up having to sleep on this one and finish this in the morning because this thing called a movie was likely one of the most insane things I have ever seen. If not the most it is definitely top three. Before I begin though here are some quotes from me as I watched.

The Review: Lady Cocoa

Lady Cocoa 6/10

This movie was so fucking weird. I watched Lady Cocoa as I continue to watch strange ass movies from the 70's with the encouragement of Miss Jackie. I don't know why she is doing it. Maybe she crazy. I'm doing it because I do weird shit. This movie is about one of the most annoying people you have ever seen committed to film having to be protected and not killed like every instinct in your body would have you do. Cocoa is in prison for not helping turn on her mobster boyfriend. She is in jail but has a nice set up going with flowers and everything. Shit's nice. So she gets released and is supposed to be under the protection of police. They take her to a hotel in Reno where all she has to do is wait to testify against her man. She decides to be a total shit bird every chance she gets. She wants more clothes. She wants more food. She wants the cop guarding her to lotion her back and bone her. She wants-wait. What?

The Review: Dolemite

Dolemite ???/10

I am not gonna sit here and try to give this movie an actual number rating. This movie was fucking insane. Let me rant about something for a moment. Amazon has a ton of movies. It is not easy to find new movies. They suggest booty ass movies most times but this time after watching Dolemite they suggested a ton of Black films and my goofy ass is gonna watch a whole bunch of cheesy ones that I have heard of but never seen like this one. Dolemite has been set up by a rival and is spending twenty years in prison. The warden makes a deal with him to stop the guy because even though Dolemite was bad this guy is way worse. Dolemite gets out and minutes later he and his women gun down three guys.