The Review: Castle Rock Episodes 8-10

Castle Rock 9/10

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I finally finished watching Castle Rock on Hulu with B&H. Holy shit. This show was insane. I wanted more answers and did not get them but I'm not even mad. Molly ends up using her random ass powers to find Henry in the woods and the deaf dude Odin is dead with a poker in his eye. Who did it? Don't know. This couple that checked out the house with Molly decide to rent it out as a B&B that has a murder theme because fuck it. The husband Gordon decorates the place with crime scenes from the past using creepy ass mannequins while his wife wants to bone down and he is like “No...not yet.” The wife, Lilith, looked familiar and I searched her up and have seen her in a few movies and shows. She looks like a kitty cat which is my jammy jam. It turns out that they are making a new start after she slept with one of Gordon's coworkers at college. Some people come by and Gordon is pissed they don't give a fuck about his creepy stories and just wanna fuck because they are both married...to other people. Later that night they are having the kind of sex that makes the neighbors call the cops. Gordon can't sleep because he's a hater and goes up there and murders the fuck out of them. Lilith helps him hide the body parts because she can't say anything because she cheated. An affair and double-murder and kinda the same, right?

The Review: Castle Rock Episodes 4-7

Castle Rock Episodes 4-7

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Hey. Guess what? This Castle Rock show manages to get even weirder. I plowed through a few more episodes of this last week with H. and I'll be damned if I don't keep having more questions than answers. Yeah, some things get answered and just when they do more weird shit happens making more questions. Henry starts having some memories of what happened to his ass when he went missing years ago and goes to this place to talk to one of the guys suspected in his kidnapping. Everything about the place says “Nah...I should probably come with backup” but Henry is the opposite of every Black person you see in horror films so he walks right into danger with his chest out and a song on his lips. This weirdo guy did not kidnap him or anything but has the files associated with his disappearance. He also had his brothers fingers in a jar. In other news the casket carrying Henry's father's corpse that has been moved has turned into goo. So that happened.

The Review: Castle Rock Episodes 1-3

Castle Rock Episodes 1-3

I watched the first three episodes of the series Castle Rock on Hulu after weeks of B&H suggesting that I do. Mostly B. since she is in all the love with Bill Skarsgard. I had heard of this show but since I is on Hulu the chances of watching it were very slim. Seriously. I have Amazon and Netflix and the idea of getting a third service is too much for me. So it is cool when friends have a streaming service you don't. This starts off with a guy searching for something and it turns out to be a young boy. He gets found standing on a frozen lake and I was like “This is a whole lot of nope happening.” The story fast forwards to 2 years later and at the Shawshank State Penitentiary. Already I was saying “I know that place! I know Stephen King stuff!” A guard ends up finding this secret area of the prison and there is a guy locked up inside a cage. He is tall as all hell and won't talk to anyone.