Dark
Phoenix 1/10
Full
of spoilers and complaints. There have been twelve X Men films.
Twelve. Let that sink in for a second. And out of those twelve they
have not made a good one. Good scenes? Yeah. Cool shots? Sure. But an
actual “Holy shit I can't wait to see that again!” movie? Hell
no. This movie was butt. I have tried to figure out the timeline for
these movies and it is fucking impossible. Even when it was rebooted
they managed to fuck it all up by mixing in aspects of the previous
films as if they were so good they couldn't pass it up. I blame this
on Wolverine. No matter what they wanted to make sure he was still
attached to these in some way and ended up boning themselves right in
the b-hole. This movie is a fucking mess from actual start to literal
finish and I am so glad that they are done with it. It just sucks
that they somehow managed to make the worse X Men film as their last.
Where do I even start? That's probably what the writer of this mess
said. Oh god. This is the directors first legit time directing. He
also wrote a lot of terrible shit. Simon Kinberg. Look him up. I did
not want this movie to be as terrible as it was. I would have loved
to have been surprised. But it was actually worse than I imagined.
