Hanna
2/10
Haunting
visuals. Compelling story. Great acting. Incredible music. Hanna had
all that and more...in 2011. This new Amazon series with the same
title and loosely the same story has none of those things. What it
does have is a weak story, inconsistent characters, and music that
made me want to mute my television when it came on. This is gonna be
full of complaints and spoilers so if that ain't your jam you should
stop reading now. I had been looking forward to this because I loved
the movie for all the things I mentioned above. This series did not
have any of that stuff. I just kept asking “Why is (insert
character name) doing that?!” which eventually became “Oh, they
are doing some dumb shit so another episode can happen.” This could
have easily, and should have been, maybe four episodes. But it just
kept dragging along and not being interesting. Oh, and I'm gonna be
comparing this to the movie. Deal with it. Super spoilers ahead. And whoever did that poster needs to be fired.
