Before
I Wake 7/10
Today
I watched this crazy ass movie called Before I Wake with B&H.
They'd seen it already and like a lot of people they wanted to see my
reaction to horror movie nonsense. As soon as the movie started I had
a full glass of “Nope!” This stars Jacob Tremblay, Kate Bosworth
who I kind of forgot existed, and Thomas Jane looking like an American
Tommy Wiseau. I didn't know it was really Thomas Jane until we
checked and he looked super rough. This starts with a dude rushing
into a little boys room with a gun looking like he is about to shoot
his ass until something attacks his ass. Next thing you know the
couple played by Bosworth and Jane named Jessie and Mark “Hi,
Mark!” Hobson adopt the same little boy. His name is Cody which
was an automatic pass from me. Name your kid Cody, Logan, Tyler, Conner, Jake, Colin, or any variation of Jake and I'm gonna side-eye you.
