Theater Whore: Everybody Knows

Everybody Knows 8/10

I was gonna do a long ass review of this movie Everybody Knows that I saw at AFI with Koko this week but after seeing that it does not come out until early next year I'm gonna write a short one that does not spoil anything really. This stars Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem as Laura and Paco. Laura goes to visit her home town for her sister's wedding along with her other sister and two kids. As soon as they arrive and the daughter is let loose I was like “This girl gonna end up dead.” She isn't like a stupid teenager like in most films, but she is dangerous and thinks everything she does is cute and funny. I shit you not, at one point she hits this boy with a dead, dusty ass bird and giggles. I was like “That ain't cute!” A few days later during the evening of the wedding she ends up being kidnapped and shit gets super real from that point on.

Theater Whore: Skyfall

Dern dern! Dern-dern-dern! In case you didn’t know, that’s the sound of the James Bond theme when written. So I watched the latest Bond film Skyfall. I’ve enjoyed each of the previous Daniel Craig Bond films like Quantum Of Solace and Casino Royale. They were both really cool and entertaining except for that one scene where he gets his nuts slapped. That’s never cool. Skyfall wasn’t all that good. It starts off with a really cool chase in Turkey which is where Taken 2 took place and going based off that film you can do whatever the hell you want. Its like Vegas with more dirt and explosions.

If you're not sure you should take the shot...don't.

Bond and a field agent named Eve are chasing this dude that has a list of all the undercover agents working in terrorist groups. They fight on a train which leads to a crane being used to more fighting and Bond being shot by Eve on accident. He falls into the water and is presumed dead.