My name is Dante and I wasn’t expecting much when I decided to see
John Carter. My reaction when I first saw the trailer was “
What’s this broke ass Lord of The Rings?” This should teach me (
for the hundredth time) to not decide to see something based on the trailer because I have missed out on some cool shit doing that nonsense.
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| If Martian women look like this I can declare all women of Earth safe from me. |
I have not read a single one of the books this film was based off of. I don’t say that would pride, I’m just letting you all know that so when things aren’t like they are in the book I don’t know nor do I care. It’s a movie for nerds and if there’s one thing nerds are known for its being insatiable.
Especially in bed. Gods, it’s a curse! One that I am doomed to live with for the rest of my short life.
