Beast Man and H. recommended that I watch this movie from the late 90’s made in China called Bio Zombie. Its about these two losers named Woody Invincible who is the smarter one I guess and Crazy Bee. They hang out at the mall fucking with different people when they’re not at work at the video store. Elsewhere these government agents are buying chemicals to make bio monsters for…I don’t know why they’re doing it. It’s a terrible idea.
Woody and Crazy Bee end up hitting an agent that has the chemicals and he asks for a soda, which the chemical looks like, and they give it to him and toss him in the trunk. He later gets out and starts turning everyone into zombies including the nice guy who likes this chick Rolls who was attacked by Woody and Crazy Bee when they stole her ring for cash.
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As they are in the mall stuck and gathering more people to try and get out it made me think of all my friends and people that think they’re my friends and how they would react in a zombie situation. The outlook was not good. I have friends that are afraid of bugs let alone bloodthirsty creatures. So there’s the two guys, two chicks, and a couple where the guy is a total dick to his wife. I wanted him to die so damned bad! They arm up and get ready to fight. They show these funny gaming type montages of each character and their skill level.
