When I first heard that there was a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movie coming out I was intrigued. I wondered how they would translate the characters that many of us grew up with and loved. Then I found out that Michael Bay was doing it and I tried to through my childhood in the basement so that it wouldn't find out about it. But it was too late. The damage was done.
9 year
old Dante is not a reasonable version of me. If you think this
version of me makes no sense picture a smaller version of me that has
three times the amount of energy and no concept of things like movies
not being made specifically for him. I take things from my childhood
being fucked with as a personal attack.
