Ready
Player One 1/10
This
movie is garbage. Who liked this shit? I know when it came out some
folks were hype like “I loved the book!” and others were like
“80's stuff! I know 80's stuff!” So do I. I lived through the
shit and I am not clamoring to have it redone or flashing on my
screen. This movie had scenes that looked like I was watching a video
game that would crash your computer. Just stuff. This movie was a lot
of stuff moving on the screen. There is a simulated video game world
that almost everyone plays because the real world is a dumpster fire
and can straight up lose real world money. Why is this a movie plot?
That is real life. This kid Wade Watts is the hero our world needs
because...because reasons. He and millions of others are searching
for three keys and an Easter egg and if they do they get all the
money and control over the video game world.
