The Rant Zone Show 16

In this episode I discuss The Avengers, Safe House, Human Centipede 2, Battleship, and rant about the lack of morning cartoons for children anymore. Click here to download this and past Rant Zone Shows.

Theater Whore: Safe House

If you love seeing Ryan Reynolds winking at the camera and strutting around with his shirt off…this is not the movie for you. He gets fucked up in this movie. A lot. 70% of this film is watching him, as Matt Weston, looking like he’s ready to drop dead any second. Denzel Washington as Tobin Frost on the other hand actually finds the time to clean up and get a haircut.

Just chillin'.

In South Africa Weston works alone at a safe house. It’s a place to hold dangerous people until the government comes and gets them. One day Frost is brought in because he has a file that has some information about every agency and the dirty shit they’ve done. He gets tortured but doesn’t break. Next thing you know…chaos!