You Had One Job: Spiderman In The Avengers

This is me bitching about something that is completely out of my hands. And I'm drunk. So there has been a lot of talk about Sony finally releasing the rights to the Spiderman (spell if however the fuck you want) franchise and the character appearing in an Avenger film in the future. This needs to happen. Why? Because Spiderman is in the fucking Avengers, that's why! As far as I know, here is why Sony is cockblocking the release of the character.

Sony owns the rights to the guy. If they don't use it every three years or so they lose the rights and Marvel gets it back. They don't want that to happen so they are fine with putting out shitty movies like those last two. I can't believe that anyone watched those and enjoyed them, but whatever. Some people loved The Hangover. Sony/TheWalt Disney Company have lost characters before like Daredevil which is why there will be a series coming out on Netflix soon that I am excited about. They have also lost the use of Ghost Rider which I hope gets a reboot because that is a character that got me into comics in the first place.

Best Movies Of 2012 According To Dante

I have watched 46 films this year not including things I watched on DVD that I missed in theaters which is by far the most I’ve ever seen especially when I remember that at the end of 2011 I was looking forward to only three movies coming out (click here to see what I loved last year). This was a year of really surprisingly good films across the board ranging from really big budget films to very small ones to films with massive budgets that were just terrible nonsense.

This list isn’t going to be in any particular order. Just the ones I felt were the best and the worst to me. I know that my taste in films is…different. Some of you have seen some of these and will disagree with me in which case you can write your list on your blog or write to me and I will raise my left eyebrow and take a deep breath as I figure out a polite way to let you know that your opinion doesn’t count. I’m kidding. But totally not.

The Rant Zone Show 16

In this episode I discuss The Avengers, Safe House, Human Centipede 2, Battleship, and rant about the lack of morning cartoons for children anymore. Click here to download this and past Rant Zone Shows.

Perving On Scarlett Johansson

After discovering that Crystal Beth from Tha O Show shares my love of seeing Scarlett Johansson in tight black outfits I felt that I needed to write a blog about it. For those of you that have no desire to hear me babble on about how great she looks in The Avengers you should probably stop reading.

Theater Whore: The Avengers

This was a big fucking movie. I mean seriously, what more can I ask for when it comes to a superhero movie? Damn, just everything that a fan of comic books and each of the main characters individual films (Thor, not so much…) can want in a movie is in The Avengers.

Admittedly, I was nervous about this movie when it was announced. As much as I like Joss Whedon I wasn’t sure if he’d be able to pull this off. Also the addition of Mark Ruffalo replacing Edward Norton made me upset. But I have to say I was shocked that each of these things made no damned difference. Hell, even Jeremy Renner couldn’t ruin this film its so powerful!