This
is me bitching about something that is completely out of my hands.
And I'm drunk. So there has been a lot of talk about Sony finally
releasing the rights to the Spiderman (spell if however the fuck you
want) franchise and the character appearing in an Avenger film in the
future. This needs to happen. Why? Because Spiderman is in the
fucking Avengers, that's why! As far as I know, here is why Sony is
cockblocking the release of the character.
Sony
owns the rights to the guy. If they don't use it every three years or
so they lose the rights and Marvel gets it back. They don't want that
to happen so they are fine with putting out shitty movies like those
last two. I can't believe that anyone watched those and enjoyed them,
but whatever. Some people loved The Hangover. Sony/TheWalt Disney
Company have lost characters before like Daredevil which is why there
will be a series coming out on Netflix soon that I am excited about.
They have also lost the use of Ghost Rider which I hope gets a reboot
because that is a character that got me into comics in the first
place.
Of
course Sony had the first set of Spiderman films starring Tobey
McGuire and directed by Sam Raimi. Some loved it, some hated it. I
loved all three of them...well, maybe not the third one so much but I
still liked it. Later there came the Andrew Garfield ones directed by
Marc Webb where Peter Parker was a good looking asshole and the movies
had none of the heart the previous ones or even the goddamned cartoon
had. I'm allowed to call Peter a dick once, like, when he lets that
guy who kills Uncle Ben get away. Spoiler alert. But in the last two
films calling him a dick stayed in my head the entire time like that
strange hum in England.
They
were building the last film to make a Sinister Six film which when I
heard I thought was a joke. Its a terrible idea considering they
could barely keep a story straight starting with Peter. Plus, in all
seriousness, the Sinister Six blow. I just like Sandman. They have a
few more years to make something that doesn't suck and I believe they
can do it if they start from scartch. That's right. Get rid of
Garfield and anyone associated with those films and reboot the
rebooted reboot.
Or...
Give
it back to Marvel! Or better yet work with Marvel. I doubt that
whoever is in charge of this decision, because it always boil down to
one person in the end, is even a real fan of the characters. They
just care about money. Of course they do. But sometimes it is better
to be a hero. Imagine at the end of the next Avengers movie Spiderman
is just lurking in the shadows. Robert Downey Jr. won't be around
playing Iron Man in the next few years. Chris Evans thinks he is
gonna retire from acting, so good bye Captain America. Jeremy Renner
is older than you know. Most of that cast is gonna be gone. Bring in
some new shit.
One of
the biggest reasons why Sony has no real reason to release Spiderman
is because those shit films still make a lot of money. On a budget of
$200 million it has made $708,689,160. Why it cost that much I'll
never know. But it should not have made that much. They know that no
matter what they do people will see it because its Spiderman and you
don't wanna be the one that doesn't see the one good new film.
I just
wanna see Spidey hanging out with the rest of the Avengers. Its not
much to ask. It would be like DC putting out that Justice League
movie but leaving out Batman, Wonder Woman, or Superman. All I want
is goddamn Spiderman in a goddamn Avengers movie. Fix it! By the way,
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