Its
time to be a dirty old man. I don't want to be but the fact that I'm
old and a man kinda makes me lean towards it. I saw an interview on
TMZ with one of the chicks on this All Grown An' Shit and I wondered
what she had been up to and thought “Hmm. She turned out cuter than
I thought.” Because I'm an asshole. And because I am paying for the
sins of the young men of the world that judge girls when they are
young who turn out hot.
Abigail
Breslin 18 (Little Miss Sunshine)
This
is who I was talking about up there. I thought that she would turn
into this weird looking woman like some famous people do. But she
didn't. She is a pretty young girl and doesn't seem to be heading
down a stupid path.
She
has started a music career and recently has been fighting with fans
of 5 Seconds Of Summer. Its a boy band. Don't be upset for not
knowing who they are. That is not your world nor mine. And, good
lord, her boobs are huge! Hey. I'm just pointing out the obvious.
Leave me alone.
Ivana
Baquero 20 (Pan's Labyrinth)
This
chick has been in some movies since I first saw her but I have never
seen or heard of them. I figured that she would now be in some
university overseas or something because I'm like an ostrich and if I
can't see it it doesn't exist.
She
grew up way different than I thought she would. She got tall for one.
I didn't see that one coming. If I saw her in the street I wouldn't
know who she was because she doesn't really look the same. Her nose
and mouth, sure. But I'd never know her from one of my favorite
films.
Emma
Watson 24 (Harry Potter)
The
most surprising because if you had asked me years ago what I thought
she would be doing or would look like as an adult I would've said
that she would be a weird looking chubby girl with an accent that was
doing conventions to make money wearing outfits from Hogwart's.
Because I'm a dick.
About
a year ago I saw a picture of her and immediately ran to the internet
to find out how old she is. There is nothing worse than being a for
real dirty old man on accident. She was 22 at the time of that
picture so I felt dirty but not Chris Hanson dirty. This girl got hot
and will get hotter over time.
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