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Its time to be a dirty old man. I don't want to be but the fact that I'm old and a man kinda makes me lean towards it. I saw an interview on TMZ with one of the chicks on this All Grown An' Shit and I wondered what she had been up to and thought “Hmm. She turned out cuter than I thought.” Because I'm an asshole. And because I am paying for the sins of the young men of the world that judge girls when they are young who turn out hot.

Abigail Breslin 18 (Little Miss Sunshine)

This is who I was talking about up there. I thought that she would turn into this weird looking woman like some famous people do. But she didn't. She is a pretty young girl and doesn't seem to be heading down a stupid path.

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A few hours ago I was just sitting here doing what I normally do when home alone. Watching Youtube, writing, eating cereal, or wondering why girls don't like me. Then all of a sudden I thought of an actress that I used to have a hardcore crush on when I was a kid. Her name is Ebonie Smith. Most people know her from The Jefferson's, Gimme A Break, of the youngest daughter in Lethal Weapon. I first saw her on TV and immediately fell in love. Yeah. It was that easy when I was young.

I remember thinking that she looked like a lot of girls I liked at the time which meant I would have no chance with her. One day years ago I'm watching Family Matters, like I do, and she pops up on the screen with Cherie Johnson wearing cheerleader outfits. I had to leave the room for a moment. It was just too much for me.

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Remember that show Wonder Years? Of course you do. It was a great show that every once in a while would toss a super depressing ass episode in to remind you about the time period the show took place in. One of the main reasons I and other guys watched the show was because of Winnie Cooper. There is no secret that I am thousands of other guys grew up wishing that we had a neighbor that was literally “the girl next door.” I have never in my life had a neighbor that I wanted to get with. Yeah, there was that fat chick over the summer vacation when I was about 13 but that doesn’t count. She lived across the street, not next door.

So Winnie Cooper was played by an actress named Danica McKellar. She has vanished from the public meaning my line of sight for a long ass time until she popped up in Maxim magazine. Now with actresses from when I was little you never know what they are gonna look like when they grow up much like with girls you go to school with. The hottest girl can become a mess and a girl you barely paid attention to will grow up to be a damned bombshell. Winnie Cooper grew up pretty damn good looking.

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Remember that show Boy Meets World? I do. Mostly for Danielle Fishel who played the hippy ass character Topanga. Just like with Melissa Joan Hart from Sabrina The Teenage Witch I was like “We are close to the same age and when she gets older she is gonna be hot…” But Fishel disappeared. She ended up doing some small ass films that I have no interest in watching. Then last night while trolling the internets I discovered that she was in the latest issue of Maxim.

Hubba hubba.

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I started these kinda lists to show that you should always be nice to that weird looking girl in class because she has like a 85% chance of growing up to be a hot ass woman. Dudes, not so much. A lot of us stay looking the same. Some girls never go through an awkward phase and stay cute throughout life which is unfair to people that look like me. But this particular list contains some girls new to any lists I’ve ever done.

Keke Palmer. She gained some popularity when she appeared in Akeela And The Bee. I remember her from being the badass little girl with the attitude in one of the Madea movies. She isn’t an ugly little girl by any stretch. She looks like quite a few girls I grew up with or saw in school. But even some of those girls grew up and looked busted. This girl looked like she could go either way based on who she dated or if she started pumping out children too young.

She didn’t pump out nothing but the hits! I saw her in a new movie that looks terribly terrible and before I got any ideas I looked up her age. She’s gonna be 19 this year and that makes me feel like a dirty old man. I try not to even look at a chick that is under 25 years old. But damn this girl is cute. She seems nice in interviews and not cocky or anything. Plus she looks…smart. I’d put it on her shoulder if she asked me to. Which she wouldn’t because she’s all successful and shit.

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Seriously, I wish I could tell every boy in the world to not be a dick to girls when they are younger just based on the fact that one day they could be a fine ass woman. Today on Facebook Josh Smith (order his DVD damn you!) he brought up Anna Chlumsy from the old film My Girl and how she’s the hotness now. He made most of the suggestions on this list so if you have any rage aim it towards his twitter account. I know I did one of these in the past (its right here!) but this one is not just about how hot they are. I just wanna know what they look like now…and if they’re hot. Don’t judge me.