The
East coast's version of Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Bynes, has been busted
for pot possession. Thank god that this scourge of society is off the
streets! She was rolling a joint in the lobby of her
building...again...when the cops were called. She answered when they
knocked and then tried to chuck a bong out the window she had. What a
maroon! She also allegedly meaning likely, shouted “Don't you know
who I am?!” I wonder if that line ever works. Recently she wasn't
allowed to get on a private plane and tried to use Google for an ID
saying, wait for it, “I'm Amanda Bynes!” This girl is priceless.
A national treasure even.
Eva
Longoria graduated with a master's in Chicano studies. So have I.
I've studied Sofia Vergara for years now. See what I did there?!
Halle Berry is walking around all pregnant and making my penis not hard.
Paris
Hilton is putting out another album because the word does not have
enough noise in it.
Former
NFL player Chad Johnson was arrested for attacking his now ex-wife
last year. Her name is Evelyn Lozada and I'll be damned if she is not
the business! Hope he has fun staring at the tattoo of her face he
has on his leg. Dumbass.
Damn, damn, damn!!! |
Chris Brown was riding around with his fuck buddy Karrueche Tran when he rear ended another car. Not as exciting as you'd think for a story involving MC Womanpuncher.
Arnold
Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are not calling it quits yet. Here is
a recent photo of the lovely couple.
Justin
Bieber is making people sign contracts to come to his house and
party. I guess in case one of his monkeys that he doesn't give a fuck
about gets loose and rips your face off.
Kim
Kardashian is still pregnant with Kanye West's baby and probably
regretting the decision to let a goddamn idiot put a baby inside of
her. Ladies, learn to respect your vagina’s.
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