"Finger
Patrol"
This
is the problem with binge watching. I was about to write about
episode seven and forgot I watched five and six. Rita heads to an
audition and ends up finding out that it is about the day she turned
into a blob monster and destroyed the town. Larry has to head to his
dead sons place and help clean it out. Its a whole thing that goes
very sideways later. Cliff and Vic go to visit Vic's...girlfriend.
Seriously. This relationship is a terrible idea and not an
interesting story at all which sucks because Vic surprisingly had a
really good story last season. This isn't even a “Let's give him a
lighthearted story this season!” situation. As much as I enjoy this
show as soon as his girlfriend appears on the scream I go “Ugh...”
because that means I have to watch the same conversation happen
again.
Vic: I
can heal you.
Roni:
I'm too damaged.
Vic:
So am I. I killed my mom.
Roni:
We're not the same.
Vic: I
can still heal you.
Roni:
(makes eyes at Vic)
Vic:
Want some fuck?
Cliff
and Vic are hanging out and while Vic is going to get some fuck Cliff
has a daydream about being in a 70's type series with Vic. He wakes
and sees some guys trying to steal a car and confronts them. He bonks
one away and another gets his finger cut off in the car door. This is
perfect because earlier Cliff found some drawings that Niles had done
for new designs for Cliff's body including spider legs. One had a
finger and they talked about Cliff being able to have the ability to
feel things again. Cliff and Vic meet with Vic's dad Silas and he
says he can not help Cliff because what Niles did to his body was a
crime.
Jane
is with Niles and Dorothy and at this point he is full on not wanting
his over 100 year old daughter to stay a child forever even though
she is dangerous as fuck and he is the worst father ever. He
convinces Jane to use her Baby Doll persona to hang with Dorothy. It
goes very well. They are running around and being kids. Dorothy wants
to rest but Baby Doll is pure childish energy and wants to keep
playing. Dorothy wants to grow up and Candlemaker is like “Whatever,
kid...” Baby Doll ends up booping Dorothy's wolf/moose friend
Manny's snoot hurting it and Dorothy gets mad. Whatever. I hate this
kid.
Larry
seems to be getting along well with his family. He meets his grandson
and great grandson. Rita gets drunk and takes out her anger towards
her mother and starts speaking to Larry's great grandson about life.
Larry reveals to his son that he was gay. Later outside cars pull up
and it turns out that Larry's son called the Bureau to come get the
Negative Spirit. They start shooting and Rita shields the kid while
Larry's grandson gets a bullet to the gut. Larry's son blames him
somehow. The spirit grabs Rita and Larry's body and they fly away.
How did his son think this situation was gonna go?!
Dorothy
and Baby Doll are playing a deadly game of hide and seek. Dorothy
scares Baby Doll and she tosses her into a big ass boiler and lights
it up. Manny appears and Baby Doll, not with more power, kills Manny.
Well, Flaming Katy kills him. She using multiple powers at once. Next
thing you know Candlemaker tells Dorothy to make a wish and her punk
ass does! Candlemaker is in the Underground! He kills Baby Doll and
Flaming Katy! The Underground can not stop him and I don't know how
he managed to even get inside. In the real world Jane is covered in
wax laying on the floor looking dead as hell.
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