"Over The Hill With The Swords Of A Thousand Men"
Homelander
is scary. I have discovered that nothing is scarier than Homelander
being at your kitchen table with no intention of leaving. This
bastard is pretending that he knows how to be people and hanging out
at Becca's place and trying to be a family. She wants absolutely none
of it. He brings his son Ryan onto the roof and tells him to jump.
Ryan is like “I can't fly, dad” and Homelander is like “Aw, you
called me dad.” Then he shoves him off the roof. Becca rushes out
and it turns out Ryan is fine. Homelander says of course because he
is his son. Becca goes off on Homelander and he grabs her wrist. Ryna
shoves him to the ground and his eyes laser up! Becca takes him
inside and Homelander's weird ass if all proud.
The
Boys have Kimiko's brother tied up on a yacht that Butcher stole.
Frenchie tries to bond with him and he wants none of that and uses
just his damn finger to cut a piece off a can and free himself just
as a helicopter spots the stolen yacht. Kenji uses his powers and
accidentally explodes the copter. The team tie him up and jump onto a
smaller boat. Hughie tosses a life raft to the guys on the copter
because he is not 100% evil.
There
is a pitch meeting for a Dawn Of The Seven movie and Stormfront talks
shit about the portrayal of the women in it. Ashley, who has taken
over for Stillwell, tries to defend the script. Breaking news!
Compound V made the heroes. They were not born that way. They are all
dealing with it in different ways. A-Train threatens Starlight but
she doesn't give a fuck because she knows that he killed Popclaw last
season. When the news breaks Mr. Edgar is sitting quietly figuring
out a way to repair this PR nightmare. Frenchie and Mother's Milk are
happy about the news while Butcher is like “Good job, Whatever.
Things can still go bad.” And now since they have bolwn up a copter
they have to head to another spot to drop off Kenji.
In
Ohio Deep is super pissed because he has spent his life hearing fish
scream and with gills on his body because of a serum, not because he
was born that way. Carol who is working with the church cult to
recruit Deep says that there is good news and he starts sending
sharks to attack the team. He emerges on the back of a whale and it
actually looks cool. He stops in front of the team and Butcher
accelerates the boat and rams that damn thing right through the
whale. Hughie is all levels of shook and has to be talked out of the
carcass by Mother's Milk.
The
Seven show up and Starlight is this close to killing an apologetic
Deep. Stormfront makes fun of him for joining the church. Homelander
tells him to lay back and cover his gills cause its gross. Starlight
ends up finding Hughie in the tunnel who immediately is like “Hey
our plan worked and we released the information about Compound V!”
all loud and shit. She blasts him to shut him the fuck up. Homelander
arrives and tells her to kill him or he will just kill the both of
them. Butcher appears just when it looks like she is about to
actually do it and then Kenji brings rubble and cars down on
Homelander. Kenji bones out and Kimiko rushes after him.
Stormfront
finds Kimiko and her brother and tosses them through an apartment
complex. A family is inside screaming and Stormfront just stares at
them and launches a guy into a fridge killing him. She then just
starts blowing the place up. She finds Kenji on the roof and breaks
his hands and tells him to look into her eyes because she likes to
watch the light leave. She snaps his neck as Kimiko watches. She is
also racist. Yeah. Fuck Stormfront. I mean, fuck most of the people
on this show. People loved this character so damned much on videos I
watched and were shook when they realized that she was trash.
Homelander shows up upset because he wanted Kenji alive. There is a
press conference where Mr. Edgar blames the Compound V on the dead
Stillwell and brings Stormfront up because she is the hero that saved
the day. Homelander is staring at her like he can make her explode.
In a basement The Boys just watch Stormfront on screen and stare.
Kimiko is gonna kill that woman. I am so glad they didn't release
every episode at once. My dumb ass would have finished it by now.
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