Geostorm
2/10
I
watched the movie Geostorm after laughing at the trailer a while ago.
It is about someone using satellites that are in space to control our
weather because we fucked the planet up and turning them into a
weapon. Gerard Butler who designed the system called Dutch Boy for
reasons, is told by his brother to go up there and fix that shit. His
daughter who is a smart ass is upset and he promises not to die. This
movie is pretty much watching a story try to happen while watching
deserts turn to ice and beaches get jacked up. Seriously, there is a
scene in Brazil where this hot woman runs from the now frozen beach,
exploding buildings, and a plane that falls out of the sky. She lives
because she is hot.
