I was doing some clean up on my Facebook page and found this movie Girls Against Boys that my friend Miss J. posted over a year ago and the trailer for it seemed cool. So I decided to watch it tonight and boy was I disappointed. I mean...wow. This was really bad! No, not just because it stars two skinny dames. That's not it at all. The music, the acting, the story, it was all just ass. If they were trying to go for a comedy about how rapey men are then they may have hit their mark. But to take this as a drama(?) or horror(?) film, I just can't.
This
is one of those films where you watch a character and go “Why are
you doing that?! Stop! Oh, great. Now you're doing something even
dumber!” Its about this college girl named Shae who has the worst
luck ever. She gets dumped by her man who is separated but decides to
stay with his wife and child. Then she ditches her friend to go to a
party with this chick Lu and they go to a party and head home with
these guys. Nope.
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| Eat that burger, damn it! |
She
heads home with this guy and does everything a sensible person, not
just a woman, shouldn't do. He rapes her in her hallways and I'm like
“Are there no other people living in this building?!” She goes to
the guy who broke up with her and he's all “Bitch, you can't just
show up at my home!” He takes her home, she makes out with him then
changes her mind, the he tries to force himself on her until she
screams for him to stop. Meanwhile Lu is shooting a cop in the
asshole. That is not a typo.
