I just finished watching Gunpowder Milkshake. That title alone should drive people away. I knew I wouldn't be able to do this in regular review form unless I wanted it to be one paragraph long so I decided to write my reactions as I watched.
This movie just started and it is trying too hard to be cool.
That milkshake gotta be hot as hell. Sitting there for three hours? Shit. Enjoy your cup of hot cream!
