This
year when a movie was bad it was super bad. In 2015 I ended up giving
a zero to the third movie that I ever have. It takes a certain level
of hatred towards a movie and everything about it for me to give a
movie something lower than a one. Click here for the Top 12 Worse
Films Of 2014 and here for my Best Movies Of 2015.
Funny
that Jennifer Lawrence starred in two of the worst movies for me that
year. This movie was bad from the top to the bottom. Bad acting, bad
accents, bad story. I hated this movie so damned much. No one liked
it. The actors didn't even promote the damned thing and probably hope
you forgot that it even exists. I haven't!
Quote
from review. “Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence manage to have
less chemistry than a school in Los Angeles. Every scene in this is
rough to watch.”
One of
the movies that reminded me of Zero Dark Thirty where people are
raving about how great it is but I was bored as all hell watching it.
I couldn't suggest this to anyone. Just a long ass movie about
nothing really.
Quote
from review. “I could have left, played some video games, had a
quick lunch, came back, and still not have missed any information
that was important to the story.”
Like I
said in the review, the first few minutes are good. The rest is a
batch of nonsense. The ending is confusing as all hell and made me
laugh but not in a good way. It turned into an old Coke commercial.
Quote
from review. “As an adult the story was way too weak to keep me
interested. There are too many grown ass concepts for kids to get. I
guess they'd enjoy the special effects.”
Big
dinosaurs get attacked by bigger dinosaurs while annoying people get
attacked by dinosaurs. I don't understand why this was made other
than money. They had it and wanted to make more so they did this
shit.
Quote
from review. “Then there are the two kids in this. The young one
that is a smart pussy and the teenager that is such a douche. He
can't be bothered to care about anything but the girls he sees and
looking as unaffected by everything. I wanted both of them gone for
different reasons.”
(long
heavy sigh followed by head shaking)
Quote
from review. “I knew this wouldn't be good but I really didn't
expect it to be as bad as it was. I feel bad for anyone that has a
real love of the franchise because it is now wrecked.”
This
movie put my friend to sleep. People left the theater. I would have
too but the creators and some of the actors were in the theater so I
was guilted into staying. This movie was the cure for insomnia. I
wanted to take a nap so bad!
Quote
from review. “This was one of those movies where I know people will
love it but it was missing something to me. It was a little over 90
minutes but felt like three hours.”
Way to
spend a lot of money on a movie where the star looks like he would
rather be doing anything but being James Bond. I hate that this was
even made because I have liked the other Bond films so much.
Quote
from review. “I couldn't get interested in the story, the
characters, the villains, or the gadgets. It was like Craig didn't
want to be there and everyone's acting seemed a bit off.”
Hahahaha!!!
This movie happened! Hahahahaha!!!
Quote
from review. “And I love that the ending left room for a sequel.
Hahaha! Stupid, hopeful movie. You'll never have a sequel. This movie
made sure that no other Jem movies ever get made.”
If
there is a best of the worst this is probably it. This could have
been an at least okay movie if it weren't for the fact that it
couldn't decide who the hell it was made for other than young boys
that don't know that the internet exists and you can see boobs for
free there.
Quote
from review. “I'm not quite sure who this is for. Not teens because
of the nudity and the amount of cursing even though in real life
teens are far worse. Not enough of a story for adults.”
This
fucking ass shit. This movie was so much bullshit. I hated it on a
personal level for no reason.
Quote
from review. “I fucking hated this movie. I hate it because it
tricks people into thinking that Katniss is a strong female character
and she is not close to it. She is a whiny ass character that gets
fucked up all the time and saved by some guy that is going to get
killed soon.”
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