Showing posts with label WMOTY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WMOTY. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Worst Movies Of The Year 2021


There were so many terrible moves released last year. More than usual actually. I had to cut this list of the
Worst Movies Of The Year down a bit. Its like it wasn't bad enough to make a bad movie, they had to make what was bad about them even worse. Like so bad that a few of them felt like personal attacks. Here is the list and if you enjoyed any of these films I envy you.

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Worst Movies Of The Year 2019



The good thing about not seeing as many movies this year is that I didn't get to see as many bad ones. Now, I have watched some but they were from previous years so I won't be reviewing them here. This is my own Worst Movies Of The Year 2019. Or WMOTY. This year movies were either really damn good or just straight up hot garbage. These movies are hot garbage. There are even some in hindsight I would rate lower. I can like a bad movie. A movie can be cheesy as hell but I will still like it because it is funny or because they tried. These movies are ass with a budget. Click here for previous years WMOTY.

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Worst Movies Of The Year 2018



2018 did not have a shortage of bad movies. I condensed this because while there were only seven Best Movies Of 2018 I could have had close to twenty bad ones. I decided to add Netflix movies because they are not straight up made for TV movies. They are for real big budget movies being made with actual actresses and actors so they made the cut...in terrible ways. Seriously, I have four movies from Netflix on this list. There were some ho-hum movies that weren't bad enough to make this list and some that were bad but they seemed like they at least tried so they didn't make it. These are my choices for Worst Movies Of The Year 2018. Don't forget that you are super free to disagree with me. The thoughts of some random ass dude you don't know shouldn't ruin your day. And don't read end of the year lists and complain about spoilers.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Worst Movies Of 2017


Man, when they decided to make bad movies this year they went all the hell out. Usually when I make my list at the end of the year there are a lot of in the middle films that I give 5's and 6's to. Not in 2017. Movies were either great like in my Best Of 2017 list or super stanky like in this Worst Movies Of 2017. This was the year of making things no one asked for. Here is my list of movies that I wasted my time on the past year. I'll be making some sort of list of TV shows I watched the past year.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

Worst Movies Of 2016


Wow! There were a lot of bad movies that came out this year! I could have easily made this a top twenty worse movies of the year but settled on twelve s it matched my Best Movies Of 2016 list. Some of these movies, if marketed as comedies, would have gotten a far higher rating from me.


"This movie wasn't hot garbage but I would never tell someone to watch it no matter how much they liked the first one. This takes place twenty years after the first and in case you're wondering, Vivica Fox is not still a stripper. She a nurse now. Yay her...I guess."

Sunday, January 3, 2016

Worst Movies Of 2015


This year when a movie was bad it was super bad. In 2015 I ended up giving a zero to the third movie that I ever have. It takes a certain level of hatred towards a movie and everything about it for me to give a movie something lower than a one. Click here for the Top 12 Worse Films Of 2014 and here for my Best Movies Of 2015.



Funny that Jennifer Lawrence starred in two of the worst movies for me that year. This movie was bad from the top to the bottom. Bad acting, bad accents, bad story. I hated this movie so damned much. No one liked it. The actors didn't even promote the damned thing and probably hope you forgot that it even exists. I haven't!

Quote from review. “Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence manage to have less chemistry than a school in Los Angeles. Every scene in this is rough to watch.”

Friday, December 19, 2014

Top 12 Worse Films Of 2014


This was such a strange year for movies. For as many great ones that came out there were quite a few that were just horrible. I tried my best to shrink this down to a top 10 but then I checked my reviews and it was impossible. There were far too many stinkers. Hell, this could've been a top 20 but I went back and read my reviews and picked the ones that absolutely stank. So here are the Top 12 Worse Films Of 2014!



Looking back I was generous when I gave this a score of 2 out of 10. The sequel is coming out soon and I can't wait to pretend it isn't happening. This is another of many movies that tricked girls into thinking that being strong means running around scared and being saved by cute boys.

Quote from review. “Oh, I gotta point out the running. You know that run you do when the microwave beeps when food is done? Its not quite a run, its definitely not a sprint, but it isn't exactly slow. Its more of a saunter. She saunters away from bullets.”

Friday, December 27, 2013

Top 5 Best & Worst Films Of 2013


Oh, what a year it has been for movies. Good films were very few and far between while horrible ones just ran rampant. This year it was hard to find five good films of the year because most of the films I enjoyed the most I've in the last month and since I am only doing five I had to shave off a lot of bad ones, otherwise this would have been best five films and twenty worst. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with my choices. Tough shit. Make your own list, you weirdo.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Worst Movies Of 2012 According To Dante


Every year it happens. You go to see a movie and all you want to do is shove popcorn in your ears and throw salt in your eyes so that you no longer have to endure such pain as seeing a terrible ass film. If there’s one thing I cant stand its hot chicks that hate my face. And bad movies. Man, do I hate a bad movie.

This year there seemed to be more “Meh…” films than bad ones but when they were bad, by god, they made sure that they were bad on multiple levels. Funny enough, the worst films were the ones with the biggest budgets. If you wanna see my list of Best Movies Of 2012 click all up in this sentence.