Showing posts with label WMOTY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WMOTY. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 12, 2022
Worst Movies Of The Year 2021
Wednesday, January 1, 2020
Worst Movies Of The Year 2019
The
good thing about not seeing as many movies this year is that I didn't
get to see as many bad ones. Now, I have watched some but they were
from previous years so I won't be reviewing them here. This is my own
Worst Movies Of The Year 2019. Or WMOTY. This year movies were either
really damn good or just straight up hot garbage. These movies are
hot garbage. There are even some in hindsight I would rate lower. I
can like a bad movie. A movie can be cheesy as hell but I will still
like it because it is funny or because they tried. These movies are
ass with a budget. Click here for previous years WMOTY.
Thursday, December 27, 2018
Worst Movies Of The Year 2018
2018
did not have a shortage of bad movies. I condensed this because while
there were only seven Best Movies Of 2018 I could have had close to
twenty bad ones. I decided to add Netflix movies because they are not
straight up made for TV movies. They are for real big budget movies
being made with actual actresses and actors so they made the cut...in
terrible ways. Seriously, I have four movies from Netflix on this
list. There were some ho-hum movies that weren't bad enough to make
this list and some that were bad but they seemed like they at least
tried so they didn't make it. These are my choices for Worst Movies
Of The Year 2018. Don't forget that you are super free to disagree
with me. The thoughts of some random ass dude you don't know
shouldn't ruin your day. And don't read end of the year lists and
complain about spoilers.
Tuesday, January 2, 2018
Worst Movies Of 2017
Man,
when they decided to make bad movies this year they went all the hell
out. Usually when I make my list at the end of the year there are a
lot of in the middle films that I give 5's and 6's to. Not in 2017.
Movies were either great like in my Best Of 2017 list or super stanky
like in this Worst Movies Of 2017. This was the year of making things
no one asked for. Here is my list of movies that I wasted my time on
the past year. I'll be making some sort of list of TV shows I watched
the past year.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Worst Movies Of 2016
Wow!
There were a lot of bad movies that came out this year! I could have
easily made this a top twenty worse movies of the year but settled on
twelve s it matched my Best Movies Of 2016 list. Some of these
movies, if marketed as comedies, would have gotten a far higher
rating from me.
"This
movie wasn't hot garbage but I would never tell someone to watch it
no matter how much they liked the first one. This takes place twenty
years after the first and in case you're wondering, Vivica Fox is not
still a stripper. She a nurse now. Yay her...I guess."
Sunday, January 3, 2016
Worst Movies Of 2015
This
year when a movie was bad it was super bad. In 2015 I ended up giving
a zero to the third movie that I ever have. It takes a certain level
of hatred towards a movie and everything about it for me to give a
movie something lower than a one. Click here for the Top 12 Worse
Films Of 2014 and here for my Best Movies Of 2015.
Funny
that Jennifer Lawrence starred in two of the worst movies for me that
year. This movie was bad from the top to the bottom. Bad acting, bad
accents, bad story. I hated this movie so damned much. No one liked
it. The actors didn't even promote the damned thing and probably hope
you forgot that it even exists. I haven't!
Quote
from review. “Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence manage to have
less chemistry than a school in Los Angeles. Every scene in this is
rough to watch.”
Friday, December 19, 2014
Top 12 Worse Films Of 2014
This
was such a strange year for movies. For as many great ones that came
out there were quite a few that were just horrible. I tried my best
to shrink this down to a top 10 but then I checked my reviews and it
was impossible. There were far too many stinkers. Hell, this could've
been a top 20 but I went back and read my reviews and picked the ones
that absolutely stank. So here are the Top 12 Worse Films Of 2014!
Looking
back I was generous when I gave this a score of 2 out of 10. The
sequel is coming out soon and I can't wait to pretend it isn't
happening. This is another of many movies that tricked girls into
thinking that being strong means running around scared and being
saved by cute boys.
Quote
from review. “Oh, I gotta point out the running. You know that run
you do when the microwave beeps when food is done? Its not quite a
run, its definitely not a sprint, but it isn't exactly slow. Its more
of a saunter. She saunters away from bullets.”
Friday, December 27, 2013
Top 5 Best & Worst Films Of 2013
Oh, what a year it has been for movies. Good films were very few and far between while horrible ones just ran rampant. This year it was hard to find five good films of the year because most of the films I enjoyed the most I've in the last month and since I am only doing five I had to shave off a lot of bad ones, otherwise this would have been best five films and twenty worst. I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with my choices. Tough shit. Make your own list, you weirdo.
Monday, December 24, 2012
Worst Movies Of 2012 According To Dante
Every year it happens. You go to see a movie and all you want to do is shove popcorn in your ears and throw salt in your eyes so that you no longer have to endure such pain as seeing a terrible ass film. If there’s one thing I cant stand its hot chicks that hate my face. And bad movies. Man, do I hate a bad movie.
This year there seemed to be more “Meh…” films than bad ones but when they were bad, by god, they made sure that they were bad on multiple levels. Funny enough, the worst films were the ones with the biggest budgets. If you wanna see my list of Best Movies Of 2012 click all up in this sentence.
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