Worst Movies Of 2012 According To Dante

Every year it happens. You go to see a movie and all you want to do is shove popcorn in your ears and throw salt in your eyes so that you no longer have to endure such pain as seeing a terrible ass film. If there’s one thing I cant stand its hot chicks that hate my face. And bad movies. Man, do I hate a bad movie.

This year there seemed to be more “Meh…” films than bad ones but when they were bad, by god, they made sure that they were bad on multiple levels. Funny enough, the worst films were the ones with the biggest budgets. If you wanna see my list of Best Movies Of 2012 click all up in this sentence.

The Rant Zone Show 15

In this episode I cover the Top 10 movies from this past weekend, Wrath of The Titans, Colombiana, Super, Game Of Thrones, and Pretty In Pink. Click here to download this episode and here for past Rant Zone Shows!

Theater Whore: Wrath Of The Titans

Sam Worthington and his hair are back once again to fight some gods! Well, not really. He’s here to help those assholes in the sky to stop an even more evil god from taking over. When I saw Clash of The Titans a few years ago I was all about the Kraken. That was the moment I was waiting for. In this one it was to see the Makhai. More on those later.

This movie is like ten years after the first movie. Perseus, Worthington, has a son and live in a village where it appears they mine dirt. Zeus, Liam Neeson, shows up and he’s like “Dude, we’re fucked. No one worships us anymore so we’re losing our powers.” Now, if you remember the first movie you’d be like “Good! You assholes are dangerous!”