Worst Movies Of 2012 According To Dante

Every year it happens. You go to see a movie and all you want to do is shove popcorn in your ears and throw salt in your eyes so that you no longer have to endure such pain as seeing a terrible ass film. If there’s one thing I cant stand its hot chicks that hate my face. And bad movies. Man, do I hate a bad movie.

This year there seemed to be more “Meh…” films than bad ones but when they were bad, by god, they made sure that they were bad on multiple levels. Funny enough, the worst films were the ones with the biggest budgets. If you wanna see my list of Best Movies Of 2012 click all up in this sentence.

Theater Whore: Man On A Ledge

Sometimes you see a movie and you go “Mommy? Why is that man and woman wrestling naked?” And other times a movie makes you go “Wow. That was shitacular!” Man On A Ledge is that movie. I mean, I know that I’m not supposed to expect great or even okay acting from Sam Worthington. But I expect a tiny bit of effort! Am I asking too much?!