Bright
1/10
This
movie is a mess. There will be spoilers. I just finished watching the
Netflix movie called Bright and am trying to figure out how they
could make a movie about orcs living in present times kung fu elves
could be this whack. This should not have been a two hour movie. This
has so much shit happening and history that it absolutely needed to
have been at least a three season show. Will Smith is a cop along
with his partner played by Joel Edgerton who is an Orc cop. I guess
two thousand years ago Orcs and humans fought together is some great
battle but humans still treat Orcs like shit.
In the
present day these two are trying to keep evil elves from trying to
use a magic wand to bring back a dark lord. Oh, and keep dirty cops,
evil Orcs, and gang members from getting it as well. This movie
should have been called Miscommunication. No one listens to each
other. Everyone just shouts over one another until someone gets shot
at. Besides all that other shit being crammed into this there are
also fairies, Smith's marriage with his wife and child, the cop Orc
trying to be accepted by humans and his own kind, hitman elves, and
all the history attached to this that could not possible be explained
in two hours.
This
id not need to be made. Not sure who it is for or who would really
dig this. I couldn't recommend it to anyone. I know people that like
magic shit, cop shit, and fighting shit but it doesn't do any of them
well enough to say “Hey, check it out.” And please don't get me
started on the music used in this. I saw who directed this afterward
and thought “Oh, that makes sense” and saw who wrote it and got
upset. Oh, god. I just saw how much this cost to make. Get the fuck
out of here!
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