The Review: Why Did I Get Married

Why Did I Get Married 5/10

Once again L. made me watch a Black film that my ass has never seen but heard of. In case you all are wondering if you click on Black Movies 101. This movie was another example of a group of friends being friends for years but acting like and doing shit only my worst of enemies would do. I let L. know that in almost every Black film we have watched this seems to be a running theme and its weird. This movie is about four couples that meet up every year at a retreat and talk and work on their marriages. Or according to this particular season meet up and reveal all their secrets and fight the whole time. Like, the whole ass time. Things are weird between everyone before they even leave. Let me give some examples and spoil the whole movie at the same time.

The Review: This Christmas

This Christmas 6/10

This movie had everything. Bottles against heads. Loan sharks. Gun threats. Spousal abuse. Jail. Baby oil. A secret White woman. This starts at a club in Chicago and after this dude Quentin finishes playing saxophone he smacks a dude over the head with a bottle and runs away. It was pretty intense. Back in LA the mother of this family, Shirley, wants all her kids together for the holiday. She is dating a guy named Joe after her husband left the family years ago to play music. The oldest is Quentin who bottles people and runs. He ain't been around for four years. Lisa who is a housewife, mother, helping run the mom's laundry business, and has a cheating ass husband. Kelli is visiting from New York. She ain't interesting. Claude is a Marine with a secret White woman. Mel is a college student with a boyfriend. Also not interesting. And finally Baby who wants to be a photographer and secret musician. See, Shirley hates music since her husband left to play music. Think that is everyone. Oh, and Joe is a deacon and dating Shirley.

DVDiculous: Superman: Doomsday

After watching Superman: Doomsday I have come to realize that the people who live in Metropolis are dumbasses. Whenever there is trouble they all rush outside and stare at what’s happening. If I live there I have a bunker far underground. But even that’s not safe because battles go every damned where. I decided to watch this after my constant Superman bashing that goes on during my blogs on this site. So let’s see how that little experiment went.

"Let me holla at'cha, bitch! Holla holla holla!"

The movie starts with Lois Lane nagging Superman about the fact that she doesn’t know his secret identity. That don’t stop her from banging him for half a year though! Could you imagine what your friends would say about you?! “Hey, Vicky Vale? I hear you and Batman are together…” “Yeah. But he gives me his Batwang with the cape on.” he tells her that she will get hurt if she knew but she’s a woman so she’s just like “You have commitment issues!” So he hurls her into space and gives her the Degeneration X crotch chop!